DD, Track, Burn: CL edition vol. 7,538,936

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/20/2017 at 23:55 • Filed to: None

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The rules: Every car is manual transmission and, for the sake of the game, we’re going to assume no major mechanical faults.

1. 1999 BMW 323i

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2. 1993 Toyota Celica

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3. 1991 Honda Accord Coupe

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Unrelated to the game. Here’s a gem of a CL ad !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/20/2017 at 23:56

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DD the Accord, track the Celica, burn the 3 series.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise
04/20/2017 at 23:57

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Si


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/20/2017 at 23:59

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Daily the Honda because reliable

Track the bmw because rear wheel drive and I own one (2000 323cic)

Burn the secretary car


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > WilliamsSW
04/21/2017 at 00:01

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Zoidberg vs. WilliamsSW!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 00:01

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DD Honda

Track Toyota

Burn BMW


Kinja'd!!! Eggplant > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 00:03

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What trim levels are we talking about here?


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > pip bip - choose Corrour
04/21/2017 at 00:03

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Two people burned the bimmer already and none have DD’d it. Not what I was expecting.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Eggplant
04/21/2017 at 00:04

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No idea, none of the ads said.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 00:13

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I’ll just take the Accord and do everything with it. Burn the other two I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Eggplant > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 00:26

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That poses an issue. If the Celica is the 1.8, I’d pull the engine for my Corolla and torch the rest. If it’s the 2.2, then I’d have to see what’s in the Accord.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 01:53

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DD Honda, Track Toyota, Burn Bimmer. I already have one German pain in the ass parked in my garage, I sure as hell don’t want another.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 02:34

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DD BMW

Track Toyota

Burn the stupidest thing on two wheels called the Honda


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
04/21/2017 at 02:43

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1. Finally

2. Smart move

3. COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!


Kinja'd!!! facw > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 02:58

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DD BMW

Track Celica

Burn Honda


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > facw
04/21/2017 at 03:04

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Burning Hondas makes me sad :(


Kinja'd!!! facw > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 03:10

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Sorry. I don’t think you need to burn every Honda, but of these three that’s my pick. If you want to avoid burning Hondas in the future, I suggest always including at least one GM or Chrysler/Dodge offering in the future. That should greatly decrease the chance of flaming Hondas.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 06:22

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This is a tough one for me. I need to know more about the Celica, and I don’t.

For safety’s sake though, I think I have to go with DD the BMW. It’s the only one with an airbag.

I will begrudgingly say track the Celica, and burn the Honda. The Honda loses to me because of the motorized belts. If they both have them, then I switch my choice to the Honda for track duty.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 09:06

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Haha! I have nothing against the Celica - and there’s a LOT of really good cars that got that label (Mustang, Miata, Prelude, etc.). It was the Hawks loss and subsequent whiskey drinking that got me snarky. :) The Celica got a lot better in the higher trim levels. I know you’re surprised no one DD’d the BMW, but even owning one, that’s a no brainer to track out of the 3. It’s an amazingly balanced RWD car, and reliability-wise, it’s not going to win against Honda and Toyota. Although mine has been super reliable - for 17 years.


Kinja'd!!! arl > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
04/21/2017 at 09:44

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Daily the BWM

Track the BMW

Burn the other 2


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > arl
04/21/2017 at 13:19

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You made Zoidberg cry!