MC Hammer is the spokesman for 3M Command strips which he wants you to use so you won't have to use hammers anymore

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04/13/2017 at 15:12 • Filed to: None

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There is literally an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . He even does their FAQ videos, which are appropriately titled, “Ask Hammer.”


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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 15:15

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Thank you lord for blessing me with the mind to bind and two hyped strips. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 15:20

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eww.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 15:24

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Stop.

Hammer Time.


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 16:09

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Interesting coincidence, was just reading about one of his former dancers that became a HS football coach.

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/oakland/u-cant-touch-this/Content?oid=1371067&showFullText=true


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 16:15

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This makes me so sad and so angry Where did all his millions go?! He should have banked some of it.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 16:21

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thank you so much for sharing this.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Frank Grimes
04/13/2017 at 16:23

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They went here .


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 16:32

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Well yeah I know he wasted it all it was mostly a cry out in horror and disbelief he could have been so dumb.


Kinja'd!!! Hammerdown > Textured Soy Protein
04/13/2017 at 16:34

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As someone with a Marketing degree and also a 3M employee (although not in Marketing) this is some solid Marketing. I mean, you’re talking about it, right?


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Hammerdown
04/13/2017 at 16:42

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AND YOUR NAME HAS THE WORD HAMMER IN IT.

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Frank Grimes
04/13/2017 at 16:59

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He was 2 legit 2 quit... buying things