Oh My Lord, This New Atlas Commercial

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 04/12/2017 at 22:58 • Filed to: Advertising

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Just saw this during the Sharks/Oilers game. I lol’d. I’m surprised they are airing something this suggestive in the USA. VW gots their ad swagger back, yo!

PatBateman > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:04

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What do you think they’re doing in the first three cars? I think they’re in a heated thumb wrestling contest.

It’s nice that they adopted those kids, too.

interstate366, now In The Industry > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:04

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All I could think was “do they not have a house for that?” And that I still need to get my coworker’s urologist’s number, because reasons. 

Chariotoflove > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:05

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I wonder which of those episodes spawned the dog.

Urambo Tauro > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:11

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Lost it at the wide-eyed cow. LOL!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 04/12/2017 at 23:19

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What I love most about Oppo is that there is bound to be a glorious twisted comment like this.

Chariotoflove > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:23

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Glad to keep up my end of our reputation. :)

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:23

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VW are always surprisingly roomy...

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Chariotoflove 04/12/2017 at 23:24

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:28

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Why buy a sports car when you can save money for your kids college fund with a VW atlas.

*VW doesn’t claim responsibility for reliability. Side effects may include jkm truck buying and mid life crisis.

scoob > Chariotoflove 04/12/2017 at 23:29

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Did you know Tiguan is Fijian for “dog?”

Chariotoflove > scoob 04/12/2017 at 23:42

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I do now. Thanks!

wafflesnfalafel > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/12/2017 at 23:55

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that’s dirty

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/13/2017 at 00:36

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They’re probably all out of fucks to give after diesel-gate lol.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/13/2017 at 01:10

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TIL, you need 7 seats for a 4 person family and a dog. also you need to move up from a sedan to an SUV when you have two kids.

Also I feel like the timeline would make more sense if the Jetta was a MK5. You have the 2000 is beetle, which we can assume one of the parents got as a high schools graduation present and then kept for 7,8 years. 2008 Jetta, 2011 Tiguan, and 2017 Atlas.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > wafflesnfalafel 04/13/2017 at 09:07

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You meant nasty, right?

CaptDale - is secretly British > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/13/2017 at 13:29

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I like this

Dusty Ventures > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/13/2017 at 21:02

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5 person family and a dog. They were at three kids at that point

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures 04/13/2017 at 21:05

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Still, you could get by without 7 seats

Dusty Ventures > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/13/2017 at 21:08

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Arguably, yes. I’d say it depends on how big/old the kids are and how often you take long(ish) trips with the entire family though.