Shitposting...

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 04/12/2017 at 14:53 • Filed to: language is weird

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I just said words that, if I had said them 15 years ago, I would be locked up with some schizoid disorder:

“If you can get that seat to talk to the computer you’ll be all good.”

In regards to a used car dealer whose client wanted a power seat in his 2010 CRV LX, so he bought a power seat from a CRV EX-L.

Apparently there are plugs under the driver seat for both the side airbag and the power seat, even on the LX model.

diplodicus > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 14:57

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Makes sense, why bother having two different wire looms.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 14:58

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Why buy cervix parts without knowing how to make them fit?

atrombs > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 15:03

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That seat looks like it belongs in a Bentley next to my 2000 CR-V.

HammerheadFistpunch > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 15:05

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Seats shouldn’t be talking to anyone...they’ve seen far too much.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 15:08

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I’m not crazy! And neither am I!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > HammerheadFistpunch 04/12/2017 at 15:15

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And heard even more.

LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 15:15

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Makes sense. My 5 is wired for heated mirrors and the compass even though it’s a base model. Makes it an easy add.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 04/12/2017 at 15:16

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That’s what she said.

Ash78, voting early and often > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 04/12/2017 at 15:24

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Honda IU-D?

shop-teacher > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/12/2017 at 16:38

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That’s pretty convenient. When I had to replace my driver’s seat last year, I was tempted to buy a power seat. Unfortunately in my research I discovered I would need the wiring harness out of the donor truck, and I didn’t have time to deal with that jibba-jabba.

The Compromiser > shop-teacher 04/12/2017 at 18:07

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I use “jibber jabber”

But it is nice to see another one of us!

shop-teacher > The Compromiser 04/12/2017 at 19:19

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I always hear it in Mr. T’s voice, hence the spelling :)

The Compromiser > shop-teacher 04/12/2017 at 20:13

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So do I! I just prefer to spell it like it is, not how it’s pronounced. You want to see that cranked to 11, read Trainspotting. The whole thing was written in Scottish brogue. Total mind fuck.

BTW, My wife hates it when I say,”Enough of your Jibber Jabber woman!”

shop-teacher > The Compromiser 04/12/2017 at 22:15

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Yeah, I don’t think that would go too well if I said that to my wife!

The Compromiser > shop-teacher 04/13/2017 at 13:33

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I never said she liked it. And I have the bruises to prove it.