Would You Rather

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 04/12/2017 at 10:46 • Filed to: Oppo Questions

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Take your pick:

Scenario A

You have just embarked on a 6-hour drive in a 1995 Geo Metro manual with your crush (not spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend; someone you’re interested in, but still self conscious around) when you inexplicably pee your pants. You can’t stop to change and the windows in your vehicle don’t roll down.

Scenario B

You are driving a winding, bumpy mountain road by yourself in that same Metro with a manual. You must endure the twists, turns, bumps, and constant shifts all while having to poop worse that you ever have before. You can’t pull over or crap yourself and your destination is 2 hours away.

TheHondaBro > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 10:52

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The poop one.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:02

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A and immediately spill whatever other liquids that are in the car on my lap as well hopefully masking the smell.

bhtooefr > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:12

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How much pee?

Because I’m leaning towards scenario A.

fhrblig > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:24

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A, as long as I haven’t had asparagus recently.

Jcarr > bhtooefr 04/12/2017 at 11:26

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You drank a Big Gulp an hour or so before the drive.

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 04/12/2017 at 11:26

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That’s your answer for everything.

TheHondaBro > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:27

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And?

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 04/12/2017 at 11:29

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And...I like the cut of your jib.

bhtooefr > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:32

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OK, so we’re talking about soaking the seat. Scenario B it is, then.

Stapleface > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 11:33

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Yeah, I’ll go with B on this one. I mean, both options suck, but at least you aren’t ruining any chances you had with the person in scenario A, and smelling urine.

B/Xmrrmvr > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 12:17

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Does the HVAC system work well? What did I drink and/or eat prior to the trip?

Jcarr > B/Xmrrmvr 04/12/2017 at 12:36

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HVAC is that of a 22-year-old GM subcompact, make of that what you will. You drank a big gulp of the soda of your choice not long before the trip.

B/Xmrrmvr > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 12:55

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Scenario 1 then

shop-teacher > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 16:43

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The AC in the RallyMetro still works, despite its 266k miles and $140 price tag.

shop-teacher > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 16:43

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Poop.

IAN_Z > Jcarr 04/12/2017 at 17:27

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I don’t know why these situations are always so stressful. This will never happen and my answer has no effect on anything. But I would go with scenario A.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jcarr 04/13/2017 at 08:37

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B