Subaru Outdoes BMW with the #lifestyle crap

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 04/12/2017 at 10:18 • Filed to: None

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https://www.badgeofownership.com/

Now I can announce to whoever’s driving very closely behind me that I’m interested in antiquing and love and hockey and food and wine.

Ugh.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:23

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I put this around the same level of stupid than the “connectedcam” in the new Citroen C3

Stop trying to make cars interesting to non car people, they don’t care, let them live in their ignorance.

CB > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:24

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It’s better than BMW for sure, though.

diplodicus > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:24

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That stock photo for hockey is great lol.

Chuckles > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:29

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I really want to see someone put this on their Scion FR-S or Toyota 86

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:34

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Is there one that represents my animosity towards love? I don’t want people thinking I’m one of those Subaru owners who enjoys love. Ugh.

Tripper > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:35

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Lol just the word “antiquing” reminds me of pitching a hand full of flour into one of my buddies un-suspecting faces when we were teenagers...classic.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:35

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Were are the vapenation and stance badges?
This begs to be parodied

fintail > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 10:38

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It’s like irritating bumper stickers now in maker-sponsored badge form. Cool.

For my local area, one needs something with “coexist” (maybe “love” fits this), maybe something to do with vegan 0r similar attention-seeking eating (gotta tell everyone), dogs, manicured facial hair, camping (once every third year, outdoorspeople we are), skiing (went once, leave ski rack on for eternity), and a local sports team for when they are in the playoffs.

Maybe also make WRX-specific badges for vaping and flat brimmed hats :)

I wonder if a common chisel would remove these.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/12/2017 at 10:50

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You could combine them to show your disdain for love:

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 04/12/2017 at 10:57

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But, free dash cam.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/12/2017 at 11:12

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More or less. In case of a crash, it saves the last 30 seconds before and the minute after the impact. You can’t film in permanence, if you want to save a video, you have to push a button and it will film for 20 seconds, a short push takes a picture you can share on social media instantly. What a time to be alive...

So: if you just saw something worth being filmed, just crash your car :)

Textured Soy Protein > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 11:18

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This was my driveway at one point. What do I win?

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Textured Soy Protein 04/12/2017 at 11:37

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Can’t see any lifestyle badges on there, so you’re good.

Textured Soy Protein > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/12/2017 at 11:51

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My wife did have a cow print peace sign magnet that she had on her last car, which was brown, but it didn’t work so well on her white Impreza.

It’s stuck to our hot water heater now.