i removed a parasite

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 04/11/2017 at 22:54 • Filed to: ruqus

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total garbage alarm. power, ground, a flashing LED, and one internal “vibration” sensor.

i found it on amazon, an alarmingly high number of good reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/Bulldog-Remote-Talking-Alarm-System/dp/B000OQ7CRE

from the amazon question, I think this sums it up

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 22:54

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well, and, it didnt work.

I smashed it with a 5lb sledge

benjrblant > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 22:57

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Great. Now your car is going to get stolen and its all your fault.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 22:58

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That takes me back to the 90s

MonkeePuzzle > benjrblant 04/11/2017 at 22:58

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my car has the same level of theft protection with this alarm uninstalled as it did when installed :)

Die-Trying > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 23:04

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i had one similar to that on an old truck i had bought. it had a monster sized birdsnest of wires, switches, and relays. stupid thing tied into just about all the electrics under the dash. didnt work either. was extremely gratifying to get rid of that mess.

good work youre doing there....

facw > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 23:12

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Did your insurance give you a discount for having the alarm? I’d assume not, since aftermarket alarms are basically useless, but wouldn’t want to give them an excuse to deny payout if the car is stolen.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > MonkeePuzzle 04/11/2017 at 23:17

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Is your alarm system now a bunch of Huntsman spiders that come out of the dash while being broken into?

MonkeePuzzle > facw 04/11/2017 at 23:17

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they didnt know about it, and it was non functional. so, sure hope not.

MonkeePuzzle > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/11/2017 at 23:26

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well, I didnt want to say it online and gove thieves a heads up, but... yeah

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/11/2017 at 23:34

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They’re harmless and cuddly!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/11/2017 at 23:36

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