"840hp is such a disappointment"

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/11/2017 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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“But I want a muscle car that can go around a track”

“But muh Viper”

“lmao the hype train automatically makes it a major disappointment”

*grabs crescent wrench*

Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:32

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What’s the crescent wrench for?

TheHondaBro > Frank Grimes 04/11/2017 at 22:33

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Dissidents.

Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:35

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free wrenches for everyone?

CB > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:37

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“I’ll buy it used, that’s the only way you’ll get me into this car.”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:39

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But muscle cars aren’t supposed to go around tracks. That’s what sports cars are for.

Viggen > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:42

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*Grabs 100-1100 ft.lbs torque wrench*

BRING IT. I SHALL FIGHT YOU FOR THE HONOR OF THE VIPER

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/11/2017 at 22:42

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lone_liberal > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:42

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Yes, let’s all complain about a production that runs nines . I sort of get the complaints about only being able to run unsanctioned tracks, but if people really want a full drag car they can always buy a Cobra Jet Mustang or a COPO Camaro. This thing is street legal. And runs NINES.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:43

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I still find it somewhat hilarious how much trouble Mustangs have going in completely straight lines.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:45

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I need a croissant wrench. To make my bagel oversteer.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:45

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Challenger is the purest form of a muscle car. If you want a heavy boulevard cruiser that has the cornering ability of a Corvette, you’re the type of guy who buys anchovie pizza for a pizza party thinking the whole staff loves anchovies. Get a Miata or a Corvette then. And if 800hp disappoints you, you’re the type of guy who gets excited when the McRib comes back but doesn’t get excited when a brewery opens next door to you.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/11/2017 at 22:46

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WOBBLY CHASSIS

Spoon II > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:47

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This car makes me happy

TheHondaBro > lone_liberal 04/11/2017 at 22:47

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“But muh buddy’s foxbody costs a fraction of the demon and runs faster”

TheHondaBro > Viggen 04/11/2017 at 22:48

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*opens crescent wrench*

LET’S SEE HOW YOUR TORQUE WRENCH FARES UP AGAINST... THE THINGY.

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/11/2017 at 22:49

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:49

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Ur a wobbly chassis.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/11/2017 at 22:49

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Dang you.

Viggen > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:51

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*connects cheater bar extension*

PFT, LIKE THE THINGY CAN STAND UP TO, THE...um...REALLY...BIG....METAL THING? YEAH!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > lone_liberal 04/11/2017 at 22:52

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“Production car that runs nines, you say”? - Ford, 1964, building allegedly street legal production car. (nines on modern tires)

benjrblant > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:58

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Well “Jimbo,” the world is full of disappointments.

hike > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 22:58

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I’m extremely excited about this car, even though I’ve know about it for over a year. I’m super pumped because I may be a Challenger driver soon. More tire is just what the Challenger needed!

lone_liberal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/11/2017 at 22:59

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The factory drag cars from back then are legendary, though many of the lightweights were not street legal. Personally I worship at the alter of the Thunderbolt. Four hundred and twenty seven inches of high riser glory. None would be street legal if made today.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > lone_liberal 04/11/2017 at 23:02

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Absolutely. Ford -“So, yeah, we made a car with a plastic bumper and hood and windows so we can drag race it...?” NHTSA -”u wot m8".

The new Moparities are certainly more... civilized.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 23:11

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I mean, the fact that you can’t actually track it factory stock sucks. However, it’s a neat car, I just wish it would’ve dropped outta nowhere instead of 3 months of garbage hype.

wheelhop > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/11/2017 at 23:18

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 23:58

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Man that show was weird

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 04/11/2017 at 23:59

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And it only blows up every other run!

Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro 04/12/2017 at 00:42

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It’s because that car is hyped for longer than it was supposed to. Like Call of Duty.

As a rule, anything that gets massive hype is ALWAYS a disappointment because it’s advertised to be better than it really is. But nobody in the world of marketing ever gets it, so they make the same mistakes.