A summation of nearly every Hamilton Nolan post

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 04/11/2017 at 17:47 • Filed to: None

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Nearly all can be broken down into one of two subjects: unionize or “hey republican/conservative, stop and become progressive/socialist” examples:

Person: I wish I got paid more but I’m a high school drop out that can’t read

HN: unionize

Person: I have strep throat

HN: unionize

Person: I got fired for smoking crack while on the clock

HN: unionize

Person: I pay all my employees minimum wage so I can maximize my profits

HN: you should pay them at least double and then help them unionize

Person: I dropped my hamburger

HN: someone else should buy you a new one and then you should unionize

Person: I’m a hardcore republican

HN: stop, register as a democrat, donate to democratic politicians and causes, and then unionize

Person: I’m homeless

HN: unionize

Of course I’m mostly exaggerating. I appreciate the content the writers of GMG put out regardless of quality or my level of agreement. The various blogs and sub blogs have given me years of entertainment and knowledge.

For Sweden > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 17:53

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Unionize but also buy index funds and become ownership

Funktheduck > For Sweden 04/11/2017 at 17:57

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That sounds too capitalist for him.

For Sweden > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 17:58

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Well yeah, HamNo is a liberal Brochalist.

CB > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 17:59

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Unions are important, but they’re not going to solve all of our problems and can make things worse.

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 04/11/2017 at 17:59

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I have been meaning to buy a few grand worth of index ETFs just as soon as I have a few thousand spare dollars. I got a nice tax refund this year, but one of our cats may or may not be a candidate for an $1800 radioactive iodine injection to fix her overactive thyroid gland, except her kidneys may also be not so healthy which would mean no injection. DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 04/11/2017 at 18:01

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Tell the cat to unionize

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 18:09

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He definitely is a broken record.

Funktheduck > CB 04/11/2017 at 18:14

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Unions can and have done a lot of good. Some have abused their power. But it seems if you ask Hamilton a union will solve anything and everything

CB > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 18:14

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I wonder how he feels about police unions.

McMike > CB 04/11/2017 at 18:26

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I’d be curious what they could do about that dropped hamburger, tho.

Funktheduck > CB 04/11/2017 at 18:41

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I would be willing to bet he’d be for them, at least publicly.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 19:01

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I’ve just accepted that HamBo writes for shock value to get clicks.

Funktheduck > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/11/2017 at 19:17

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So Alyssa walker?

Chuckles > Funktheduck 04/11/2017 at 22:12

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Don’t forget the important third category of HamNo posts: bullshit about yogurt.