I think the universe is broken

"VW Max" (vw-max) 04/10/2017 at 18:29 • Filed to: None

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > VW Max 04/10/2017 at 18:37

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Yeah, the Matrix has been falling apart for some time now. The robots can’t agree on tax plan to pay for all the maintenance that’s been neglected.

EL_ULY > VW Max 04/10/2017 at 18:37

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I saw a newer-ish Jaguar XJ with the rear bumper completely missing (with some impact member damage as well). Not gonna lie, it looked pretty sweet.

unintended rear bumper delete, yo!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 04/10/2017 at 18:37

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Well, you are looking at Matrix sedan 

dogisbadob > VW Max 04/10/2017 at 18:45

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what’s the problem?

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > dogisbadob 04/10/2017 at 18:50

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there’s a camry dent on the corolla but no camry dent on the camry. that’s my guess.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/10/2017 at 18:52

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OMG they’ve been sending us signals all along!

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > VW Max 04/10/2017 at 19:08

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Saw an ES350 the other day with a dented bumper corner, and I was like, Meh, close enough. Camry dent!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 04/10/2017 at 19:13

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The Camry dent is on the front right where it ran into the Corolla...

TahoeSTi > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 04/10/2017 at 19:14

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I backed into a snow bank with my Outback the other day and got a Camry dent, by the time I got the office 1.5 miles later, the dent was gone....Outback is not a Camry thus it can ’ t have the Camry dent....but maybe something broke since then.

pip bip - choose Corrour > VW Max 04/11/2017 at 06:26

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maybe Camry had dent at the front?

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > TahoeSTi 04/11/2017 at 08:30

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There’s a joke about entropy to be made here but it’s too early in the morning for me to put it together.