Dear L.L Bean:

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 04/09/2017 at 14:46 • Filed to: None

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When I buy a “12 pocket travel jacket” I expect there to be 12 pockets.

Pictured: two pockets flanking what is not a pocket.

I don’t expect that two of those pockets are pen loops. Rest assured, in fifteen years when I am too fat to still fit in this jacket, I will bring it back in tatters and request a refund and you will honor your 100% satisfaction guarantee, because I will only be 83.3% satisfied, because this jacket is missing 16.7% of its promised number of pockets.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 14:50

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Fake jacket news!!

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 14:51

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Those are alternative pockets. Some people believe them, but we know better.

Honeybunchesofgoats > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 04/09/2017 at 14:52

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Why does MSNBC and the liebral media report this as a 12 pocket hack et when Breitbart and RT call it a 10 pocket jacket? SAD

Steve in Manhattan > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 14:53

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I demand 13 pockets - baker’s dozen.

And if you ever use all 12 at once, I want photos.

I just want to reply from my phone. > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 14:55

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Maybe it’s in metric?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Steve in Manhattan 04/09/2017 at 14:57

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I can only envisage myself using six while traveling—five interior and one exterior—and, ironically, one of those would be the pen loop. That doesn’t change the fact that I spent a good five minutes trying to hunt down the two missing pockets.

UserNotFound > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 20:57

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My 4-pocket waxed cotton field jacket from Targét has 6 POCKETS. Take THAT L. L. Bwan

http://www.target.com/p/men-s-4-pocket-field-jacket-brown-merona-153/-/A-52151362

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 21:42

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Local low energy liberal shirt can’t defeat the WALL and ISIS. very sad and bigly. #WALLfetish

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/09/2017 at 21:42

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are there pockets inside? I had a jacket for over 2 years before i learned until one day I felt something stiff. yeah stiff and when “wtf”