Why did Bambi cross the road?

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 04/09/2017 at 08:43 • Filed to: None

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We’ll never know. She made it half way and was then shot in the head by a cop... 3 times.

I was woken up by a loud bang at 4am. I open my eyes and my bedroom is full of flashing blues. I feared something much worse and was relieved it was a not person laying in the street.

TheRealBicycleBuck > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/09/2017 at 08:52

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Go back to bed or get yourself some coffee. You aren’t making much sense.

pip bip - choose Corrour > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/09/2017 at 08:58

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why did Bambi cross the road? to donate his/her body to the food chain

OPPOsaurus WRX > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/09/2017 at 09:00

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Eh I was typing on my potato and didn’t proof read

Frenchlicker > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/09/2017 at 09:59

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So, nobody claimed it even though it was fresh? In my neck of the woods there are many that would get a tag from the police or the police would donate it to a food bank.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Frenchlicker 04/09/2017 at 10:49

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I couldn’t imagine that fitting here despite it being logical. I’ve heard bakeries around here are not allowed to donate’junk food’ line donuts cuz they are unhealthy. I guess it’s better to starve? Politicians... At least they eat well

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/09/2017 at 11:46

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Looks like a month’s worth of dinners to me.

Frenchlicker > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/09/2017 at 12:44

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Wow, that sounds terrible. What is this hellscape you speak of? Then again Indiana is a bit big on personal freedoms unless they encroach upon the religious side of things.