![]() 04/08/2017 at 13:24 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The barber and I were talking cars. He’s into American muscle cars so it caught me a little off guard when he called my Corvette a bit of a “white trash purchase” but he didn’t mean it seriously. Once I realized he was joking I forgot about it and we switched subjects to talking about shifter carts.
Then this morning I was all proud when I realized the champagne from last weekend was still good but I was out of orange juice so no mimosa .... but hey I can improvise...
Maybe he wasn’t joking. Shit.
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He may have been. The acid test: have you ever considered making your champagne out of 7up and Franzia?
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Does vodka and Sunny D count as a screwdriver?
Asking for a friend.
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The best cocktail application for Pellegrino Limonata is 3 parts Limonata, 1 part vodka and a splash of St. Germain, served over ice.
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“I was out of orange juice so no mimosa”
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That depends. Does your friend drink half the D bottle and fill it back up with the vodka?
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If you want to really get your morning going may I suggest the French 75:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_75_(cocktail)
Either gin or congnac (I prefer gin before noon), champagne, simple syrup, lemon juice.
Supposedly named after the French 75mm cannon because of how strong it is.
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Ignorant people keep the Corvettes cheap for enthusiasts. Leaf springs and pushrods for the win! Wrap your ass in fiberglass.
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I once made mormon champagne out of apple juice and ginger ale. Or was it white grape juice and ginger ale? Either way Would recommend.
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We had no coke once. We discovered that after 2 drinks, concentrated orange juice and Rye is the best drink in the world.
Slap some sunscreen on, make sure yet cousin wife is at leat from part of the family with a different last name and embrace that shit.
Just privately.