Suburban is best dad car

"Tristan" (casselts) 04/08/2017 at 12:37 • Filed to: None

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Because built in changing table.

$kaycog > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 12:47

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Adorable baby is adorable!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 12:54

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Why is there a bald small man in your car

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2017 at 13:04

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*girl.

Because when a man and a woman love each other very much (or two strangers have too many drinks at a bar), they go to their bedroom (or the dumpster behind Shoney’s), , then 9 months later, a tiny bald human appears.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 13:06

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[listens intently while nodding]

Hmm, mmhmm, yes. Yes, I see now.

But why is there is a small bald woman in your car?!?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2017 at 13:15

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Because it’s become “uncool” to just chain them to a pipe in crawl space these days.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2017 at 13:15

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Because wife and I mixed genes approximately 14 months ago and while everyone was fretting the outcome of our election process on November 8 she popped on out into the world.

Specifically, she’s in my car because I placed her there...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 13:18

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Ohhhhh now I get it!

Spaceball-Two > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 13:20

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I’ve done this with the boy on the center console of my truck. Works great!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 04/08/2017 at 13:24

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When did we become a nation of sissy-pants?

My dad used to chain me to the radiator and I turned out okay!

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2017 at 13:33

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I blame Tipper Gore.

Yeah you can hardly notice the limp.

AfromanGTO > Spaceball-Two 04/08/2017 at 13:59

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Tipper Gore needs to be removed from the history books along with everything she did. Hating on poor defenseless Prince like that. Just because she was a bad parent now everyone else must suffer.

shop-teacher > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 14:12

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Sometimes they come out with hair. My second did. I wasn’t expecting that.

shop-teacher > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 14:13

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Daawww!!

I use my tailgate when the weather is nice. Both girls loved it!

PatBateman > Tristan 04/08/2017 at 14:54

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No lie, that baby looks like I did when I was a baby.

I’m not inferring anything, just saying.

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Cute kiddo!

Tristan > shop-teacher 04/08/2017 at 17:58

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My niece born 3 months ago has quite the head of hair!

Tristan > PatBateman 04/08/2017 at 17:59

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She looks waaaaaay more like me than mom, that’s for sure.