![]() 04/07/2017 at 16:01 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I was having a glass of bourbon and surfing the ‘net whilst watching The Big Lebowski last night and found a website where you can join the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. I figured I’d sign up since it’s the first religion that has made any sense to me. Like all Dudeists, I’ve been ordained as a Priest or Reverend or whatever, and in some states it’s actually legal and I can perform real ceremonies and stuff.
Maybe someday I’ll get some nice paper and get the certificate framed. It’ll really tie the room together...
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RIP Brt.
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This is not ’Nam; this is marriage. There are rules.
![]() 04/07/2017 at 16:15 |
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I just wanna point out that this is a thing that exists and I want to play it.
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Say what you want about the tenets of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
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Can I marry my car? and then declare it.. um her as a dependent?
![]() 04/10/2017 at 10:01 |
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Do you perform nudist weddings?
![]() 04/10/2017 at 10:58 |
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Sure, why the hell not. But I’m not sure you’d want me to be naked...
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How bad could it be?
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Hey! He’s got the same bathing suit as I do! Finally, someone that makes me feel thin by comparison.
(Oh, and actually my trunks are just a basic tropical print...)