The wait is over...

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 04/06/2017 at 18:16 • Filed to: None

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...here’s the new ride! ‘12 Chrysler 300 Limited V6 RWD. This is by far the nicest car I’ve ever owned and have done nothing to deserve it. Big ups to Snoop Dogg, Lee Iacocca, and Jesus. Also shoutout to my stepdad for using his powers to get me a screamin’ good deal, and my mom for co-signing.

(In regards to the clue, this car was sold in Europe as the Lancia Thema, which, before it was a rebadged 300, it was a rebadged Saab 9000.)

Mercedes Streeter > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:23

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It’s absolutely gorgeous!!! And what a classy upgrade from Ted Cruze as well. I hope it serves you well, you’ll definitely look awesome driving it. 

mazda616 > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:26

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Fancy! Looks like a modern day Godfather car.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:29

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This is an excellent car. My dad has a 2012 300 C Luxury and it’s super nice, he came from a 2005 C that dropped a valve seat at 193k miles and the 12 is just a billion times nicer. Nice purchase.

MylesD > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:31

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My mom used to work at a Pine Belt dealer! Looks like you’re RT 37 Caddy one?

Chariotoflove > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:31

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That’s a significant upgrade. I like these cars.

Biased Plies > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:32

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The 300 is one of my guilty pleasure cars. Did they have the pentastar and ZF 8-speed in 2012? If so, that combo should move reasonably well and still maintain the ability to pass a gas station.

Your boy, BJR > MylesD 04/06/2017 at 18:32

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Yeah you could say I know people here ;)

Tripper > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:33

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Congrats man, sweet ride.

MonkeePuzzle > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:34

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Your boy, BJR > Biased Plies 04/06/2017 at 18:35

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Yeah it’s the 8 speed and 3.6

facw > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:36

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300 isn’t really my style, but there’s no question that going from Ted Cruze to Obama is a big upgrade.

404 - User No Longer Available > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:50

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Big ups to Snoop Dogg, Lee Iacocca, and Jesus .

...but we all know Jesus drive a Honda though, just didn’t speak about it.

Congrats on the new ride.

WilliamsSW > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:52

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Looks sharp! Love the color and those wheels—

Vicente Esteve > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 18:56

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Awesome, what an upgrade!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 19:39

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(In regards to the clue, this car was sold in Europe as the Lancia Thema, which, before it was a rebadged 300, it was a rebadged Saab 9000.)

I’ve pulled that trick before as well. http://oppositelock.kinja.com/ill-try-a-quiz-1725678240

Congrats on the car! 2nd gens are actually pretty damn nice cars, much much more so than the first gen. This thing is very you.

Your boy, BJR > facw 04/06/2017 at 19:43

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I actually lol’d. That was great.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 20:20

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These are nice cars. Pano roof?

Ssfancyfresh > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 20:22

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Nice! The bow is cute

Your boy, BJR > JR1 04/06/2017 at 20:27

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No

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 20:31

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Good more headroom. Sat in one with pano roof and my head hit the ceiling

Rico > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 21:27

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Awesome upgrade man, congrats!

Racin'Jason001 > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 22:02

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Nice Choice!

Under_Score > Your boy, BJR 04/06/2017 at 23:07

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Nice! May I please ask why you got rid of the newer Cruze?

Your boy, BJR > Under_Score 04/07/2017 at 06:21

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1) the Cruze sucked

2.) I was quickly approaching my mileage limit

3) this is $3 more a month, and I’ll own it at the end instead of it being a lease:

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2017 at 11:00

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Nice ride!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Your boy, BJR 04/08/2017 at 09:58

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NOICE