Biz Card Help - Catchy Car-Related Title???

"wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series" (wpudvah) 04/05/2017 at 15:58 • Filed to: HALP

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Oppo -

A couple weeks back at the Minneapolis Auto Show I networked my way into a really cool gig with a local car storage startup. I will primarily be responsible for managing their social media accounts and will also be responsible for local business development/drumming up interest in the local car enthusiast community. I will certainly be posting more about it in the coming months, really exciting stuff.

I am in the process of getting business cards made and want a catchy/interesting title, something better than “Social Media Manager & Business Development” or something similarly typical. Thoughts???

benjrblant > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:05

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sleeping car sweet talker.

Jcarr > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:05

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Vice President

Just make sure it has:

Subtle off-white coloring. Tasteful thickness. Even a watermark.

For Sweden > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:06

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Engagement Editor

PatBateman > For Sweden 04/05/2017 at 16:09

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Engagement MANAGER.

Because the manager is always more important.

PatBateman > Jcarr 04/05/2017 at 16:09

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Excuse me, that’s my line.

crowmolly > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:11

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Web Content Strategist

For Sweden > PatBateman 04/05/2017 at 16:12

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NOT ALLITERATION

but what about chief engagement officer, or CEO

Jcarr > PatBateman 04/05/2017 at 16:15

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I thought your name was Marcus Halberstram?

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:15

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From an underrated movie.

Jcarr > For Sweden 04/05/2017 at 16:16

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Engagement Emperor.

PatBateman > Jcarr 04/05/2017 at 16:17

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Let’s do dinner. Texarkana?

Ash78, voting early and often > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:19

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Jalop Dragon

Textured Soy Protein > wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series 04/05/2017 at 16:19

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Needs more techbro title buzzwords.

Social Media Ninja & Sales Growth Rockstar

Jcarr > PatBateman 04/05/2017 at 16:19

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Great! Afterwards we can have a drink at my place in Hell’s Kitchen. Gotta show you the bathtub I just put in.

PatBateman > Jcarr 04/05/2017 at 16:21

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No no, my place. I’ve got a great raincoat that I want to show you. Don’t mind the newspaper on the floor.

Fan of Huey Lewis and The News?

Jcarr > PatBateman 04/05/2017 at 16:22

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Sounds great, you got a puppy? A little Chow or something?

PatBateman > Jcarr 04/05/2017 at 16:28

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HEY, JCARR!!!

Aaaaaand scene.

Jcarr > PatBateman 04/05/2017 at 16:31

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I was about to have to go fire it up to get more quotes.

PatBateman > Jcarr 04/05/2017 at 16:34

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The rest of the dialogue after Paul’s dog question is “No, Paul.” Then a few lines about Huey Lewis, then “HEY, PAUL!” then murder. I figured we would have to start going into other scenes. I’d have to go to the script to get it right as well.