Oppo

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 04/04/2017 at 22:13 • Filed to: None

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:24

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Ugh, the poor have it so easy nowadays. I work hard, 2 days a month, curating pictures for waiting rooms and I only make 2 million more than these people. Gah!!!

/s

tromoly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:25

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So, the dude’s a giant sanding drum?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:29

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Be careful now. You’d be surprised what some obscure, unimpressive-sounding jobs can pay.

Nerd-Vol > tromoly 04/04/2017 at 22:31

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Infinity GIFs make me happy. Thank you.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:35

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I thought he was a personal trainer and she was a receptionist looking for a nine room co-op downtown. Oh and her mother will be tagging along to help decide (and pay).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:35

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Fucking perfect

My bird IS the word > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:37

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HGTV is fake.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/04/2017 at 22:38

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Like chandelier inspector?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > shop-teacher 04/04/2017 at 22:41

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dog chauffeur, duh

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 04/04/2017 at 22:41

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[points at cars]

No, certainly not like a chandelier inspector.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > shop-teacher 04/04/2017 at 22:43

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He’s also a male stripper that how he collects cars.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:46

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It’s definitely an issue that I knew this by the kinja cropped thumbnail. I think I need to take a break from the internet.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 22:51

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When I was being selected for jury duty, the only TV played HGTV and Tiny Houses was on all day. I welcomed thermonuclear war at one point since I had the flu and couldn’t stand to hear the narrator say tiny house again.

Matsayz > My bird IS the word 04/04/2017 at 22:51

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Whaaaa?!?!

Scott > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/04/2017 at 22:56

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I remember as a kid going to a summer camp in Colorado. First day of course everyone has to do introduction, say who we are, where we are from and what are parent do. This one kid says his dad works at McDonalds. Some of the other answers, Owns a bottling company, Contractor, Shoe store owner, Real Estate... basically a cross section of jobs.

A few days later we get letters from our parents. We see his has a McDonalds logo and a Ronald McDonald sticker on it, so we kind of all laugh at him, that his dad works at McDonalds. Later on the counselors have us share our letters from home. Someone sitting next to him looking over his shoulder suddenly say FU*K, his dad IS McDonalds. When we look at the letter, it has on the letter head, From the desk of the CEO of McDonalds Corp. or something like that. His dad was not even just a franchise owner, as we had sort of suspected, his Dad was CEO of the whole freaking chain.

At the end of the Camp, we are all getting picked up by our parents. His Limo driver picked him up to take him to the Corporate Jet to fly him to their home In Denver. Where the Camp was, the Limo drive to the Airport was much longer than the flight to Denver. And of course the Limo came from and likely returned to Denver after taking him to the Jet.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/04/2017 at 23:01

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Eh, you could just be a cheap weirdo.

My dad is a contractor. For years he had a regular customer who was absolutely loaded. He invented the kind of springs Sealy uses in their postropedic mattresses. He kept piles of cash lined up on a pool table. He owned a huge house one block from Lake Michigan in a fawncy neighborhood. He also drove a rusty late 70's Chevy van, wore surplus prison shoes, and shit in his back yard for 30 years because he couldn’t be bothered to fix the leaky drain stack. That was one of the jobs my dad was called in on.

shop-teacher > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 04/04/2017 at 23:03

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He works two jobs, clearly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 04/04/2017 at 23:04

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OPPOsaurus WRX > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 23:09

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Faker than the Chevy real people ads. I’ve had people think I should be producing a design while they wait in their kitchen

The Compromiser > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/04/2017 at 23:19

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That channel is the devil. I come home from work and it’s the fucking Mcgilvrays or baumler or love it or list it or fuck up my back yard or whatever on the TV. My wife has it on as she can’t stand listening to cartoons. I would rather hear Dukie and Jonny go against Bling Bling or the Scooby-Doo gang going gee willikers or Robin flip out on beast boy and cyborg, than find out how much a duplex in the upper lower east south side of Chicago York New Zealand and how small the fucking rooms are in are in a 1000 year old house in the secondaire arrondisment of Paris you chuckle fuck. Its nice your bull shit jerb is allowing you to live wherever the fuck you want . Mine wants to chain me up in my office and torture me with white noise you sperm burping jizz laden disease infested cum bubble. Fuck you!,!!!!!!!

Sorry, got carried away. Yeh, I don’t like HGTV.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/04/2017 at 23:21

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I also collect other male strippers

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/04/2017 at 23:31

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NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BASEMENT.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/04/2017 at 23:35

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I’M BACK IN THE HIGH LIFE AGAIN

My bird IS the word > Matsayz 04/05/2017 at 00:00

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My bird IS the word 04/05/2017 at 00:01

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I want a button in my phone that makes that sound. I also want home improvement to be on Netflix  

My bird IS the word > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/05/2017 at 00:03

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It is set as my text message ringtone

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > The Compromiser 04/05/2017 at 11:54

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Damn! Tell us how you really feel!

The Compromiser > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil 04/05/2017 at 12:53

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undecided.

CaptDale - is secretly British > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/05/2017 at 14:32

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Fucking hell! And they will have never talked about what type of house they want. She will want a turn key adobe style and he will want a project colonial. She will want to be away from it all and he will want to ne in a classic neighborhood.

Like do these people even discuss house before coming on their shows or do they elope the day before and find out their tastes are different?!