I Aspire To Own Dozens Of Chevrolet Cavaliers

Kinja'd!!! "CodyVella" (codyvella)
04/02/2017 at 23:22 • Filed to: None

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And then I want to build a quarter mile dirt track on my property, and race shitbeat Cavaliers around it. You can’t tell me y’all haven’t thought of this before. I wouldn’t even prep them, literally just rotate street-legal Cavaliers. Every time one dies, swap it out for a new $250 shitbox.

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Yes I know that’s a Sunfire, but does it really matter? How about just a field of GM J-Cars?


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CodyVella
04/02/2017 at 23:28

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I’ve had a thought close to this, but a bunch of manual V6 SN95s.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/02/2017 at 23:34

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That would probably be more thrilling. I would just get such a high out of wrecking GM J-Cars. Plus, people usually pay you to take them.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CodyVella
04/02/2017 at 23:40

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That is true. The last month or so that mpwe had my wife’s Shitvalier I beat the crap out of it and it was fun.


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > CodyVella
04/02/2017 at 23:40

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My friends and I have been dreaming about that sort of thing for years. If we get lucky, maybe someone will have the right cool wife/big piece of property combination you’d need for these shenanigans.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 00:00

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Fuck a dirt track, make a rally stage.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/03/2017 at 00:02

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Thought about that, but I wanna be able to wreck my friends.


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 00:23

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We’re hopefully buying ranch property in the next ~18 months. This is one of my dreams except with P71s, figure they’ll last longer/forever.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 01:37

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Can confirm, cavaliers are fun to hoon on dirt.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/03/2017 at 01:49

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From my experience, they’re fun to hoon on just about any surface. I attribute it to the fact that they’re damn near impossible to kill. We give GM a lot of shit for these cars, but damn they’re tough.


Kinja'd!!! Illegitimus Prime > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
04/03/2017 at 03:44

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I can also confirm, they are fun to hoon on dirt, gravel and any other surface you can think of. Especially if you can find one with a manual trans. The three speed autos tend to kill the fun.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 04:15

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import one or two from Japan in RHD to mix it up a bit too.

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 07:10

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That would be pretty freaking awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Vinny > CodyVella
04/03/2017 at 11:25

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Here’s my shut box. The fan wire corroded and now I have the relay rigged. I legit top it out every night on my way home from work. Its a 2.2 base with a z24 interior. I be a 350z the other.night but he was afraid to weave through traffic. He blew. Y my and cut me.off a few times which aggravated me. Guess he didn’t know I’m not afraid to die lmfao