DOTS: Stance nation. Y, tho?

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04/01/2017 at 18:06 • Filed to: Stance no

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Oppo, why would somebody do this to a perfectly good Miata?

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Saw this little number while heading into town just now. I think these bros were part of an Oppo-esque meet because in front of the Miata was a gunmetal grey FoST, and a black Mustang with red accents, including a headlight kit like this:

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I think it actually looked kinda cool. Definitely not a look for everyone, but it works on the shark gill styling of the 2015+ model Mustangs.

The group pulled off the road into a Walmart parking lot and I halfway wanted to stop and see what they were all about, but I was heading to an appointment. Maybe next time.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:09

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That’s about 50% of the miatas I see around here. Not a huge fan of the headlight mod either, but it’s not the worst thing I’ve seen.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:09

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Man, that FoST in front of them looks like a whale.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:13

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This was at the last cars & coffee... ;_;


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:18

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because they are getting cheap so kids ruin them instead of civics...


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:19

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The mustang headlights (running lights, whatever) just look like heating elements lol.

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Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:21

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it’s their car and all but still

up there with extended swingarms on streetbikes -__-


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:37

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ehh that miata aint that bad. At least most of the rubber touches the ground.

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Nothing beats this masterpiece


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 18:44

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I saw one of his friends a while back.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 19:04

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Judging by the back bumper and lack of right rear exhaust exit, that is a Magnetic Gray Focus ST.

The stanced Miata is so that the vape clouds look like they go higher.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/01/2017 at 19:15

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Typo on the FoST. And I didn’t know the name of that grey. It took me two hours just to post this post because the signal sucked where I was so I wasn’t going to try to look it up. Had to try uploading the photos like five times. This is why I rarely go into town on weekends. Everything sucks. Traffic, cell service, everything.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 19:16

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Dudebro is gonna have a great time when he bangs his head off that unpadded roll bar. What a waste


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > E92M3
04/01/2017 at 19:24

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Ouch. That is almost physically painful to look at.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
04/01/2017 at 19:27

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The Rising Sun flag is the coup de grâce.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 19:33

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It’s not a coup, it’s a roadster


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 19:34

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I saw a group of stance bros at the do it yourself car wash today. It was awful.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
04/01/2017 at 19:38

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*golf clap*


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 19:43

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So you can win car limbo


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Xyl0c41n3
04/01/2017 at 22:05

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The camber I can at least tell myself could be for autox, track days, etc. Some alignment specs are pretty aggressive for NA Miatas. And the rollbar kinda back that up...

Until I see the stretched tires. Maybe you could “rescue” it..? I feel dirty for looking at this post inside my Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/01/2017 at 22:53

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Dat fender roll though

Or is that ducktape it’s so bad it’s hard to tell


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Xyl0c41n3
04/02/2017 at 05:16

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why not?


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Xyl0c41n3
04/02/2017 at 18:46

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Even better was the guy driving it. He was an interesting character to say the least. Only dude with an open carry, holstered pistol that I saw. Plus his friend was an interesting character as well. They were hilarious on the dragon just being total trolls.