Just renewed my Oppo Gold Elite Membership!

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/28/2017 at 14:27 • Filed to: None

If you haven’t renewed yours this is also a reminder to get that done before your free Starter Oppo Gold Elite Membership runs out! To renew simply send $5 USD to @jakley77 on Venmo with the Title “Oppo Gold Elite Membership Renewal”.

The $5 deal is worth one year or you can get two years for just $7.50 USD!!!

Renew today!

All proceeds from renewal go towards restocking the beer in the Oppo Basement, dog food for Gibbs, and towards not feeding TheHondBro after 9pm Eastern.

And a brown, manual, “wagon” for your time.

DISCUSSION (37)

TheHondaBro > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:29

This is a scam! Everyone knows you send your Jalopnik Gold money to me. I am Oppo’s self-appointed accountant.

For Sweden > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:30

Please remember to mail all checks to the Oppo World HQ in Sacramento

TheHondaBro > For Sweden
03/28/2017 at 14:32

I thought our headquarters were in N. Korea.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:32

I would like a refund, this product was misrepresented.

You can send me cash.

CalzoneGolem > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:34

Get on my level!

I paid for a lifetime membership.

duurtlang > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:34

You’re a bit early. Gold memberships can only be purchased next Saturday.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro
03/28/2017 at 14:34

Psshhh. I am 43 days away from having a degree from THE University of Tennessee that says Accounting.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > CalzoneGolem
03/28/2017 at 14:35

The Accounting numbers don’t say so Calzone. Please try again.

TheHondaBro > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:35

I’d rather have Dat Boi as the accountant than you.

CalzoneGolem > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:36

*fwds an email receipt*

For Sweden > TheHondaBro
03/28/2017 at 14:37

Nope, we’re a member of #HornetNation

CB > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:39

Clearly a scam. Everyone knows there’s no beer in the Oppo basment, only terrors beyond your imagination.

itschrome > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:40

I tried to get my gold but I dunno what I did wrong. Now I keep getting subscription confirmations from blue apron and there’s some old lady texting me inappropriate photos.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro
03/28/2017 at 14:48

O shit waddup

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:50

Can I still renew my Oppo Platinum Membership, or has it been discontinued?

If not...

Sad!

Also, if I go for Gold, do I still get a signed copy of the JKM seal of approval as my subscription bonus?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:52

In all honesty, when I returned from my 2nd AFG “trip” I read about everyone saying this and thought that I for real had to pay for Jalopnik/oppo service if i wanted to continue being in the thread.

Viggen > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 14:54

But I just renewed my Jalopnik Gold Prime for 15 years!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
03/28/2017 at 15:06

JKM will never give you a seal of approval. Only other options of trucks to buy.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 15:07

Sent 5$ in used silicon... ducks.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 15:09

If you need signed copies of an Opponaut’s prestigious seal of approval as a subscription bonus, let me know. It beats a free toaster.

Kinja'd!!!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 15:12

Announcing class action lawsuit against purveyors of Oppo Gold Elite memberships: The law firm of Screwem Goode has announced the filing of a class action lawsuit against the sellers of Oppo Gold Elite memberships. Through extensive investigation, Screwem Goode has learned that the sellers actually are not providing any value in exchange of the purchase of said memberships. Screwem Goode intends to seek the return of every $5 membership sold, as well as $1.2 billion in legal fees.

Bad Idea Hat > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 15:12

I didn’t renew my gold elite membership, and was subsequently shot down by a helicopter that was not Airwolf.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 16:02

Psshhh, I’ve got the license to prove it

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/28/2017 at 16:27

Wait, so driving an underpowered car around Spa and the Nürburgring within the same weekend doesn’t grant me a free extension of my Gold Elite Membership? Damn...