And now for something completely different (from Corvettes): The E38 is inarguably the greatest 7 series ever made

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03/28/2017 at 01:23 • Filed to: None

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Fight me? Nah, you know I’m right. Its predecessors were good, but these are better. Its successors are shit cars, regardless of your opinions on styling. They could look like a Quattroporte and still be shit. This is the one I/you/we want. It’s Peak Seven.

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 01:25

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You’re not wrong.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > TheHondaBro
03/28/2017 at 01:29

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I know


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 01:32

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 01:32

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Odd, I think you meant to say E32

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > For Sweden
03/28/2017 at 01:37

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A fair point, but the E32 V8s had a couple of issues that the E38s do not. Great cars though, a very close second. If nothing else, the E38S feels like a fully developed E32.


Kinja'd!!! Spasoje > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 01:51

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Why the hell do literally all of them have a faded/yellowed reverse light?

(Also, I agree.)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Spasoje
03/28/2017 at 01:55

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Good question, it bugs me too. Cheap plastic and UV exposure, same as the headlamp lenses on everything nowadays. The red lenses don’t fade the same.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 02:40

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Fact. Coincidentally, that time period is peak BMW.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/28/2017 at 02:52

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Not at all coincidental, that’s just a fact. I made just that argument to somebody earlier today, it’s cliche, but they quite literally don’t build them like they used to.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 03:02

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I wish there were such a thing as an E38 with a E32 rear fascia swap. I love the angular dragonfly tail of the ‘32 much more than the round and generic ‘38, but the 38 is better in every other regard.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Amoore100
03/28/2017 at 03:05

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That would be great, I have to agree the E32 has the better ass.


Kinja'd!!! jennes > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 05:15

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But what about the front suspension, the front suspension is crap. Especially with the big V8 or even worse the V12.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 08:26

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Easily one of my favorite body styles ever.


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 10:48

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You may well be right...we’ve had E32's and also an E38 with the M73. The E32's are prettier and a little more of a driver’s car in that you feel involved and connected with the car imo.

But...the E38 was a beast of a machine that did absolutely everything flawlessly and never missed a beat. An amazing car! Agile like an Elise, cushily comfortable like a big Jag, brutally fast like a Viper >:D

And got surprisingly good fuel economy


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 10:51

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This nails it.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 16:18

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Nope, that would be the newest style BMW I would buy. Well except maybe an early Z4....


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > RallyWrench
03/28/2017 at 20:48

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At this point, I would try to use the E32 (one of two cars that got me into BMW as a kid) and the E65 (the 7 Series when I was a kid) as counterarguments to tell you how wrong you are, but I’ll have to give it to you here. I always wanted a silver 750iL like the one in Tomorrow Never Dies. This generation (E38) is also the first 7 Series I ever drove (740iL).

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(The ones pictured are my dream versions of each in the correct colors. Kaschmir Beige E32 750iL. Gib pls.)

Alternative 7-Series for your time.

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Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > RallyWrench
03/29/2017 at 11:15

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That’s why those E32 still had decent I6's!


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > RallyWrench
03/29/2017 at 11:15

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I might agree. But when it comes to looks both predecessors beat it. Hands down.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Jobjoris
03/29/2017 at 13:15

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And manuels! The M30B35 with a stick in those is quite a lot of fun, they have good gearing to make up for the lack of power.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > RallyWrench
03/29/2017 at 17:29

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Exactly! The Manučl 735i (non L!) was amazing. Although I’d still prefer the E34 535i.


Kinja'd!!! Spasoje > RallyWrench
03/29/2017 at 21:50

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So are the reverse light lenses a separate physical piece from the red lenses?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Spasoje
03/29/2017 at 21:53

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Yes, but they can’t be purchased separately, they’re bonded on.


Kinja'd!!! Spasoje > RallyWrench
03/29/2017 at 22:33

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Interesting. Funny how they cheaped out on the one part that would really show it...