Today in fire-able things I said and did today (Zoidberg edition)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 03/20/2017 at 18:58 • Filed to: None

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I was having lunch with a colleague and we were discussing interior water features.

“Look,” I said, “it’s a waterfall that runs from the ceiling to the floor.”

“I want something like that, but without an interior that looks like a Russian whorehouse.”

“You have a special way of phrasing things.”

“It’s a gift.”

“I don’t even know what that would look like.”

“Neither do I. Let’s find out!”

Then I used my work wifi to Google Image Search “Russian whorehouse.”

AND I WAS SPOT ON

“YESSSSSSSS! It DOES look like a Russian whorehouse.”

facw > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/20/2017 at 19:15

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Funktheduck > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/20/2017 at 20:03

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Benefits of being your own boss: can do anything within legal respects on my phone

AestheticsInMotion > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/20/2017 at 20:03

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Trying to decide if I should Google Russian whorehouse...

Honeybunchesofgoats > AestheticsInMotion 03/20/2017 at 20:08

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It’s mostly sex workers standing on corners surrounded by neon lights.