Wait for it.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 16:16 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (17)

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem
03/20/2017 at 16:23

WHYYYY?

And who grabs raw ground beef? (turkey? pork? chicken?) with their bare hands like that? Nasty. And who the fuck saws through a celery stalk? It just takes one smooth motion, lady!

Tennessee Dreamer > CalzoneGolem
03/20/2017 at 16:25

Is it weird that this made me hungry? thanks for the afternoon tunes

CalzoneGolem > Tennessee Dreamer
03/20/2017 at 16:28

Nah, with all the food visuals it is to be expected.

CalzoneGolem > Xyl0c41n3
03/20/2017 at 16:29

I have no issue grabbing raw beef like that. That being said, I’d just dump it in the pan. I think it is to make you feel anxious for the singer.

For Sweden > Xyl0c41n3
03/20/2017 at 16:32

But that’s how you make meatballs

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem
03/20/2017 at 16:33

There was a lot of cringe-inducing stuff in this video. But I think it was done purposefully to up the ante on the awkwardness, which totally worked IMO.

Like when people get grossed out when they hear the word “moist.” That word doesn’t gross me out, but seeing a string of saliva during a kiss? That has the same effect on me as “moist” does for other people. Dunno why since I don’t think saliva or kissing are particularly gross things at all.

Xyl0c41n3 > For Sweden
03/20/2017 at 16:36

Don’t try to apply reason to my strange list of things that make me go “ew!” Heh.

Because... you’re right... I have absolutely no compunction about touching raw ground beef while making meatballs, but somehow, that bit in the video above made me gag. Maybe it’s because you never see her wash her hands between touching the raw meat and the kitchen utensils/raw vegetables. Cross contamination, yo!