Pedestrians rejoice!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562) 03/17/2017 at 10:10 • Filed to: None

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Ford is adding pedestrian detection to the Mustang that will automatically apply the brakes when they target crowds.....

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pip bip - choose Corrour > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:13

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cue the companies that will disable it for you in 3..2..1...

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/17/2017 at 10:14

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lol, it’s actually on a ton of cars these days, Kia has had it for a year or two even.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:15

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but how many Kia car do you see leaving C&C?

Azrek > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:16

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So how will it be able to drive anywhere but the countryside...or Yukon province?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Azrek 03/17/2017 at 10:18

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It’s just gonna lock up the brakes everytime a mustang driver leaves a parking lot

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Azrek 03/17/2017 at 10:18

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Territory

Aremmes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:21

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As soon as a Mustang so equipped drives by a crowd it’ll divide by zero and implode into a singularity.

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:22

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They can try, but the Mustang Operating System will disobey any commands that violate the prime directive, which in mOS is to destroy pedestrians and swang dat ass around when least appropriate.

McMike > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/17/2017 at 10:22

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Leaving? How many Kias do you see AT a C&C?

Illegitimus Prime > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:23

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Joke’s on those crowds, the detection system is hooked up to the gas pedal from the factory.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:24

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People mix up brake and throttle all the time. Who’s to say a car can’t? Perhaps two wires are pinned wrong on the relevant control module. So mustang sees pedestrian, mustang hits throttle of its own [accidental] volition.

Svend > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 10:56

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Plot twist.

‘Ford adds pedestrian detection system for F-150 and Mustang this fall, TO SEEK OUT PEDESTRIANS AND DESTROY THEM’.

functionoverfashion > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2017 at 11:08

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Aremmes 03/17/2017 at 11:13

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Shit. This is how it ends.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 03/17/2017 at 11:14

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MUST FOLLOW DIRECTIVE

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/17/2017 at 11:14

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Once the Stinger is out probably 1 or 2.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/17/2017 at 11:15

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lol, my god they’ve installed a targeting system

user314 > Svend 03/17/2017 at 12:03

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Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.