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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 03/16/2017 at 09:31 • Filed to: None

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the

fucking

snow

off

of

the

roof

of

your

fucking

cars

you

lazy

fucking

sideways

assholes.

PS9 > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 09:36

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Sideways assholes? What does that even look like?

Honeybunchesofgoats > PS9 03/16/2017 at 09:38

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Mike says it in his “no half measures” speech to Walter in Breaking Bad and it’s been my favorite profanity ever since.

“But one night, my partner’s out sick, and it’s just me. And the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming ‘Danny Boy.’ And it just rubbed me wrong.”

functionoverfashion > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 09:40

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I was behind a suburban on the highway the other day with snow on the roof like this. Crusty snow, too. I was following waaaay behind while passing a slow car in the right lane, and some eager beaver comes up on my tail, gets impatient and goes around me on the right. I’m like, “go right ahead, genius” and sure enough, he tailgates the ‘burban and soon sheets of icy crust come flying off the truck, causing “genius” to slam on his brakes, at which point I was already in the right lane because obviously this was going to happen. Come on, people.

Honeybunchesofgoats > functionoverfashion 03/16/2017 at 09:43

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On a related note, if someone has ice and/or snow on my roof and wishes to change lanes or merge, I will do everything in my power to block them. I call this the “lazy asshole tax” and drivers must pay this tax for being lazy assholes.

functionoverfashion > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 09:44

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OH! I almost forgot. Last year we had a nice heavy wet snowstorm and of course, lazy assholes are the same everywhere, so this happened: In the town where I work the main street goes up a big hill and there’s parallel parking on the side - but only really on the side where your car will be facing downhill. So one particular lazy asshole really got his commupance when the snow all slid off the roof during the warm part of the day onto the windshield. Probably 6" deep initially, all slumped down from just on the hood back up to the roof. Then it got cold, really cold. By 5:00 it was a complete block of ice, still 3-4" thick. The rest of the car was completely clear from daytime melting. LOL

Ash78, voting early and often > PS9 03/16/2017 at 09:51

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Identical. The chocolate starfish has bilateral symmetry or whatever.

DutchieDC2R > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 10:00

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I hate it when that shit starts flying all over the place. Fuck you.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2017 at 10:06

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I believe that would be quadrilateral symmetry

Ash78, voting early and often > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/16/2017 at 10:08

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Rotational symmetry? Only if you’re really limber.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 10:21

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The no half-measures speech. I love it.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 10:21

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yep I was 2 cars behind a good roof ice sheet explosion this morning, fortunately nobody slammed on the brakes.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 03/16/2017 at 10:22

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It is without question my favorite scene in all of television.

Takuro Spirit > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 10:46

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PLEASE.

We got 12" here the other day. I’m STILL seeing assholes with at least that much piled up on top of their cars and trucks.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 11:17

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My biggest regret is that I only have but one star to give.

Nibby > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 12:48

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Your boy, BJR > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 17:04

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Yo where in jersey do you live?

benchslap > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/25/2017 at 21:26

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Don’t follow too closely and this won’t be a problem for you.