"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/13/2017 at 12:25 • Filed to: None
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Stapleface
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 12:31 |
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I hate people.
If I won’t drive in it, I sure as hell don’t expect someone else to do so to get me a damn pizza.
If I’m that pizza place I add on $10 minimum to every delivery for that driver.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Stapleface
03/13/2017 at 12:34 |
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Heck, I’d work for you. And do the deliveries.
CB
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 12:47 |
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I refuse to order delivery during snow storms. Last thing I want is for an accident to occur because I want pizza.
PartyPooper2012
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 12:47 |
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Don’t forget to call the pizza place several times and ask where the hell your order is. Yell at delivery guy when he finally shows up with white knuckles, sweat pouring down his face, and a tree branch sticking out of his radiator. Remind him you ordered your pizza 2 hours ago and because he’s late, don’t tip at all
Viggen
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 12:55 |
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“OH ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP. I ORDERED THIS TWO HOURS AGO.”
“Sir, I wrapped my car around a tr-”
“IDON’TWANNAHEARYOURBULLSHIT.”
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PartyPooper2012
> Viggen
03/13/2017 at 13:03 |
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soooo weird... I said exact same thing using different words. I was gonna say you copied my stuff, but then yours has a timestamp of earlier than mine....
Are we...related?
TheHondaBro
> CB
03/13/2017 at 13:03 |
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Snowshoe to the grocery store for a Digiorno. You won’t have to worry about the pizza thawing on the walk home because, well...
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CB
> TheHondaBro
03/13/2017 at 13:05 |
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My roommate and I went for slushee runs in -40, so this idea isn’t abnormal to me. As well, slushee runs in -40 are terrible because it starts freezing solid before you get home.
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TheHondaBro
> CB
03/13/2017 at 13:06 |
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Put it in the microwave for a couple of seconds.
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 13:08 |
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The lack of a double hyphen bothers me.
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Viggen
> PartyPooper2012
03/13/2017 at 13:17 |
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Maybe?
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PartyPooper2012
> Viggen
03/13/2017 at 13:20 |
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hmmmmm
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> PartyPooper2012
03/13/2017 at 13:21 |
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Technically, aren’t we all related?
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PartyPooper2012
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/13/2017 at 13:29 |
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well, technically, it hasn’t been proven. It’s just a theory
shop-teacher
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 13:33 |
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I delivered pizza during my junior and senior years of high school. Snow storms were my absolute favorite times to deliver in. The roads were empty, the oppo was much, and the tips were large.
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Jcarr
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/13/2017 at 13:34 |
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I noticed too.
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TheHondaBro
> PartyPooper2012
03/13/2017 at 13:34 |
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No it’s totally true. I heard about it in a Vsauce video one time...
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shop-teacher
> CB
03/13/2017 at 13:34 |
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I delivered pizza in high school. Snow storms were my favorite. The roads were empty and the tips were big. Go ahead and order, just tip well. Or don’t and save your money, but don’t feel bad if you do.
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shop-teacher
> Stapleface
03/13/2017 at 13:36 |
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I delivered pizza in high school. I absolutely loved delivering in snow storms. We didn’t add anything onto the delivery fee, but we got huge tips from grateful people. Also the roads were empty, and we drove around like jackasses having fun.
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 13:53 |
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I want to start a service called “Snow Delivery”, get one of these. Bribe the local police to let me drive it on the street (with hot pizza during a storm), and overcharge massively for delivery services when it snows.
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PartyPooper2012
> TheHondaBro
03/13/2017 at 13:54 |
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I think I saw that video. It was on youtube and animated cartoonesque. I didn’t think it was for realsies tho
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Stapleface
> shop-teacher
03/13/2017 at 14:51 |
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A friend of mine used to deliver for Papa John’s years ago. He never got his regular customers that ordered during a snowstorm. On the rare occasion that he did, they took care of him. He mostly got the kind of customer that would want change on a $19.65 check who gave him a $20.
Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 15:39 |
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Paulie always has to be a topper of some sorts.
Autofixation
> Jcarr
03/13/2017 at 18:03 |
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My dad made a point of making a 16 year old drive a Dodge Diplomat or a Dodge B350 van in the snow.