Hello Oppo 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 03/07/2017 at 20:28 • Filed to: None

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As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been around much in a few weeks. I’m busy with some career-related stuff and that’s cut down on my Oppo shenanigans time.

Now, for some things

1. I don’t have a truck yet

2. <3 u stil hodnabro

3. I’m not dead

4. I still have the car that shall not be named and yes it’s still a POS.

5. I’m not really back, I’m just checking in. Doooody calls.

Now, have a picture of somebody else’s S4.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:32

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GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

interstate366, now In The Industry > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:32

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Welcome back. We, uh, created something in your apparent memoriam.

jkm7680 > interstate366, now In The Industry 03/07/2017 at 20:33

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jkm7680 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/07/2017 at 20:34

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shhhh, they can’t find out.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:34

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scoob > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:36

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This is fake ruse engineered by TheHondaBro

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 03/07/2017 at 20:36

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jkm7680 > scoob 03/07/2017 at 20:36

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Damn, Scoob solves another one.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:38

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he said doody

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/cto/6013265078.html  

dat blue

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/07/2017 at 20:39

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what a sight 100 courics is.

And mhmmmmm, it’s a shame the plasti dip look so poorly done.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:42

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I thought you got the truck a while ago.

jkm7680 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 03/07/2017 at 20:46

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I was supposed to. The dealer failed to disclose to me it was a lemon-buyback vehicle until the last second.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:50

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When did TheHondaBro let you out of the basement? I thought he locked the door, & threw away the key.

jkm7680 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/07/2017 at 20:53

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Clarice showed up.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 20:56

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Jackasses.

jkm7680 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 03/07/2017 at 21:00

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Yeah, I wasn’t too happy about it. Also looked an awful lot like a rental fleet vehicle, but that wasn’t listed in the Carfax.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:01

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Probably just owned by someone who couldn’t give two shits about it.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:03

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:06

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Thank the DSG gods you’re alive. We were this close to sending the Oppo investigation team to find you. Which consists of hondabro and scoob (not very productive).

Matt Nichelson > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:15

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1. Gahhhh

2. Only because he let you out of the basement

3.

4. For why

5. Gahhhh

6. Everybody hates lists. You know that!

Seriously though, it should tell you something that you were missed on here enough to have a seal of approval named after you.

boredalways > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:15

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Best wishes on your career adjustments

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:30

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How accurate. TheB5 is the same color as the recycling bin.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 21:51

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hi

scoob > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/07/2017 at 22:00

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hey

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 03/07/2017 at 22:10

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/s

I know college is hard Scoob, im refering to both of you in a joking matter. plz dont ban from slack.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680 03/07/2017 at 22:46

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powerstroke

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two 03/07/2017 at 23:20

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hello

jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 03/07/2017 at 23:20

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yes, but jkm still doesn’t need a diesel.

jkm7680 > boredalways 03/07/2017 at 23:20

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Thanks!

jkm7680 > Matt Nichelson 03/07/2017 at 23:21

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Hahah, but what if I’m still in his basement but got access to the internets?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680 03/08/2017 at 22:00

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its not good to lie to yourself

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 03/08/2017 at 23:14

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YAY! YOU’RE BACK!

We missed you.

I even made my own highly coveted seal of approval in homage to yours while you were gone.

Also, in reference to your POS Jetta, here’s a fun update on the shit-tastic Passat: I’m going through the Lemon Law process once again. It won’t be a problem for much longer. 13 fucking trips to the dealership in a year and a bit should tell you something.

jkm7680 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/10/2017 at 20:02

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Hahah, I like that.

Yup, unfortunately it’s just the amount of morale the lovely people at Volkswagen dealers have. Worst employees I’ve ever seen in my life.