Test results are back.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/06/2017 at 13:54 • Filed to: TMI, Snip snip

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This is me now.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 13:58

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So, no more kids?

Sir Halffast > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:00

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Dude, if the tip’s gone green, that’s not really good...

CalzoneGolem > Sir Halffast 03/06/2017 at 14:04

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It smells a bit of almonds.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/06/2017 at 14:05

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Nope. We’re both over 35 so too much risk even if we wanted more.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:08

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I’m no doctor, but I’m not sure if that’s healthy.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 03/06/2017 at 14:09

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You’re not a doctor? Then how do you explain these charges to my insurance?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:10

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On the plus side, no more condoms!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:10

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Be joining you soon my friend.

We just had what is planned to be our last child in January.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:11

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I’m not a gecko either.

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:11

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Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Were you wanting/trying to have more kids, or did you just wanna see what the status of things was?

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/06/2017 at 14:12

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Get 2 bags of frozen peas. It sounds weird but it works.

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/06/2017 at 14:13

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And no more synthetic hormones.

CalzoneGolem > Xyl0c41n3 03/06/2017 at 14:14

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Got the system disconnected in November.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 03/06/2017 at 14:15

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Great ... what should I do with these crickets and meal worms?

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:16

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Snip their tubes.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:18

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Yeah good move, the risk is not worth it.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 03/06/2017 at 14:19

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CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/06/2017 at 14:20

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Plus we’d need a different house and maybe cars to be able to house and transport a third child.

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:24

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Ahh. In that case... Congrats on the procedure being successful! Yay new chapter in life!

CobraJoe > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:24

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Ditto, plus a new video game because you won’t want to move much for a couple of days.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:25

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Lol, I’ve been told.

Though I did just have my wife’s cousin’s husband (insert space balls joke here) give me the name of his doctor that he used. Apparently he was hiking the next day with no problems and he swears by the guy.

Neighbor across the street sat on peas for 5 days.

I’m calling the family connection doc not my neighbors.

CalzoneGolem > Xyl0c41n3 03/06/2017 at 14:26

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Thanks, my wife and I hope to take advantage of it.

CalzoneGolem > CobraJoe 03/06/2017 at 14:27

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Yeah this is true.

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/06/2017 at 14:29

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Even if you can hike the next day you shouldn’t and that’s just stupid.

No offense to you uncle’s cousin’s roomate.

I sat around and thawed out some peas. I bought some tighty whiteys that were a little too small and that made my life much better.

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:44

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Nibbles > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 14:51

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Ah, good ol’ injury peas . We keep a few bags around at all times because if rubbing frozen peas on your damaged parts is wrong, well I don’t wanna be right

CalzoneGolem > Nibbles 03/06/2017 at 14:53

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I grew to love them.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2017 at 15:08

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TIL stock up on frozen peas.

Alfalfa > CalzoneGolem 04/01/2017 at 23:04

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I just thought you should know that this showed up on my side bar.

CalzoneGolem > Alfalfa 04/03/2017 at 07:47

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