Finally met a woman...on Jalopnik

"Charlie Zulu" (VeniVidiHooni) 02/28/2017 at 10:34 • Filed to: None

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Where is the delete/report/ban/killwithfire button?

Ash78, voting early and often > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:37

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Dude, don’t do it. Sounds like a valve cover gasket replacement on a ‘99 Eclipse to me.

Chariotoflove > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:37

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Forget it. They almost never put out.

ateamfan42 > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:37

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That’s not a woman you met. That’s a digital pimp with a woman’s photo.

McMike > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:38

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I just replied to her post.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:42

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jimz > McMike 02/28/2017 at 10:43

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aw man, you were so close. but you spelled everything correctly.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:43

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I got a similar one.

Azrek > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:43

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Are you going to check her oil?

spanfucker retire bitch > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:47

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It fucking amazes me there is no “report spam” button for someone’s original post - only for the comments that can get posted in the thread itself.

It’s so fucking stupid that only Kinja could come up with it.

CalzoneGolem > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:50

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You need to find the wife button and claim her already.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:55

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The Kill With Fire button needs to be an actual thing.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 10:55

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You need to catfish her.

Dave the car guy , still here > spanfucker retire bitch 02/28/2017 at 11:00

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Not sure what it is but this week on here and Twitter this has exploded. At least on Twitter you can block them. I got rid of 3 in two days.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 11:05

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READ

Charlie Zulu > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/28/2017 at 11:09

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done. felt pretty good. like justice, mixed with like when we used to climb ropes in gym class.

For Sweden > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 11:12

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There are no women on Jalopnik; they are only on Oppo.

Urambo Tauro > spanfucker retire bitch 02/28/2017 at 11:24

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It’s hard for me to find the words to describe what makes this spam. I mean, it’s obviously an attempt to get you to click their link, but it’s extremely low-key. Their posts aren’t getting shared to Oppo, and they’re not typing out replies that could be flagged. They’re posting only on their own Kinja blog, and all we’re getting is a harmless (but ANNOYING) notification.

spanfucker retire bitch > Urambo Tauro 02/28/2017 at 11:28

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It’s still literally spam. The reach of the post is immaterial to the point behind it.

Urambo Tauro > spanfucker retire bitch 02/28/2017 at 11:39

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Yeah, now that I’ve thought about it some more, what makes this spam is the unwanted nature of it.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 11:41

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Yours is better looking than mine. Wanna trade?

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > For Sweden 02/28/2017 at 11:50

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No true Scotsman is a woman on Jalopnik! ;)

Charlie Zulu > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 02/28/2017 at 14:31

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As long as it does not violate any human trafficking laws, I’d be game; however, it appears that the young lady has, at the urging of the management, dispatched her profile. She’s lost to us both, my friend. Probably forever. [awkward bro side hug]

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 15:51

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lol

Racin'Jason001 > Charlie Zulu 02/28/2017 at 19:03

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Someone referenced it over here.

Axial > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 03/02/2017 at 03:28

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We totally should have been turning them into trading cards...