Your snacks suck

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 02/26/2017 at 23:08 • Filed to: None

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For Sweden > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:10

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Pictured: Jalopnik Editor judging these other snacks

CRider > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:11

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Not everyone wants to put Tim’s bits in their mouth, but you Canadians keep doing you.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:13

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Mine also don’t cause cancer in lab rats. I don’t know who this Tim is but I want none of his bits.

fhrblig > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:16

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Tim Hortons is overrated. YEAH I SAID IT.

vicali > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:34

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10 pack!? Lightweight..

bob and john > vicali 02/26/2017 at 23:37

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more like I dont want to get fat and they ran out (I KNOW RIGHT HOW THE FUCK DOES TIMMIES RUN OUT OF TIM BITS)

bob and john > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 23:37

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I mean, so is America, sooo.

bob and john > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 02/26/2017 at 23:38

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if you ask California, breathing causes cancer in lab rats, so meh.

fhrblig > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:40

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Yeahhhhh, no it ain’t. Just Tim Hortons.

Seriously, go to Lamar’s Donuts. No comparison.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:45

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You shut your foul mouth, Peter Black, SV Diddler! Or I will order a taco moratorium be issued for you. No more tacos!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > bob and john 02/26/2017 at 23:50

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Well being alive causes it, in the end a person will die of heart disease or cancer should nothing else gets in the way.

CRider > Xyl0c41n3 02/26/2017 at 23:53

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He’ll just take that to mean no more Taco Bell. You need to strike where it hurts... take away his subscription to Suzukis Gone Mild.

Xyl0c41n3 > CRider 02/26/2017 at 23:55

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LOL.

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 00:18

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I have a subscription to that? huh. must have been when you signed up for Horrid hondas right?

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/27/2017 at 00:18

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now you assume I have to listen to Americans.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:24

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I’m not an American, I’m a Texan. There’s a difference.

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/27/2017 at 00:25

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you are right, Texans are somehow even lower on the scale.

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:29

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Horrid Hondas? Nice comeback, dude. I don’t know how I’ll ever recover.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:34

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Dude. Wtf?

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/27/2017 at 00:34

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*points* he started it.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:37

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No tacos for a week! And may your next poutine be soggy! :P

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/27/2017 at 00:39

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oi. tacos are one thing. you stay the hell away from my poutine.

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:40

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*pours maple syrup on Pete’s head*

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 00:41

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dude, I’m canadian. thats how I shower.

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:50

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Ah, so you didn’t notice I used artificial syrup!

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 00:55

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....thats a thing in the states?

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 00:57

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We get maple syrup out of corn .

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 00:58

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....WHAT THE FUCK

*runs to shower and attempts to get the heresy off of me*

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:00

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hahaha... It’s not coming off for at least a month.

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:01

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JESUS FREE WHEELING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:03

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Say ‘Hondas are the best”.

vicali > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:15

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Lies, there are always plain ones..

bob and john > vicali 02/27/2017 at 01:17

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THEY WERE OUT OF PLAIN ONES TOO.

I dont understand it.

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:20

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true.

I will admit they make good bikes and frankly, they are the company most catering to new riders and i do like that.

Best however? not by a long shot.

EDIT: SWEET BUDDAHS BALLS WHAT IS THIS SLUDGE?!? its corrupting me! 

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:23

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The. Best. Say it.

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:24

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NO I REFUSE to be bent by this abomination you call syrup.

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:26

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*Holds bottle of syrup over Pete’s SV*

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:35

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*pumps shotgun*

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:44

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*Pours syrup on Pete’s bike while he picks his ammunition up off the ground*

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:47

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great, now its a honda. THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE.

good thing that was the decoy SV :)

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:55

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How many pink on black SVs do you have!?

bob and john > CRider 02/27/2017 at 01:56

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erm. 2.

CRider > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 01:58

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*Pours syrup on Pete’s other, suspiciously already sticky, SV*

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 02/27/2017 at 05:41

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this is best snack.

Xyl0c41n3 > CRider 02/27/2017 at 15:09

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What’s wrong with a pink and black Suzuki?