How did these get in my grocery bag?

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
02/26/2017 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

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I don’t remember buying these. I...wait...

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What’s happening here? It’s like I’m being mind-controlled or something.

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No. NO. This is madness. STOP IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Mmmmmf. Oh. Oh my.

I need to go to the gym. I have to go to the gym right now. I need to do all of the deadlifts immediately.

*shakes fist in Smobgirl’s direction...then realizes the idea wouldn’t have even come up if it weren’t for Crazie Kanuck, Smobgirl would’ve never brought it up...shakes fist in Florida’s direction*


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/26/2017 at 22:13

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I cringed more and more with every picture.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/26/2017 at 22:14

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I can’t condone frostingless pop-tarts, but I’m OK with generic frosted pop tarts.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/26/2017 at 22:35

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but it was light butter. You are FINE!


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/26/2017 at 22:40

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YOU DID IT!

Aren’t they heavenly?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > fhrblig
02/26/2017 at 22:54

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Or ones with extra gravy added...

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Kinja'd!!! marshknute > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/26/2017 at 22:54

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Relevant:


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 22:55

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Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > fhrblig
02/27/2017 at 00:20

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Talking about the s’mores poptarts with Zoidberg yesterday made me nostalgic. So since I was already buying poptarts for Smobgirl’s heavenly abomination, I grabbed a box of the generic s’mores for old time’s sake.


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Mattbob
02/27/2017 at 00:23

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Yes. It was only an additional 50 calories, instead of an extra 100.

*goes into cardiac arrest*


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > marshknute
02/27/2017 at 00:25

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I wonder how many people tried it after this aired.


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > smobgirl
02/27/2017 at 00:26

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They are indeed, quite amazing.

Now, I believe you said something about a poptart ice cream sandwich???


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
02/27/2017 at 00:37

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I did. And then I had cheesecake instead. But tomorrow I will definitely try it and photograph the evidence.