I made a GIF, I'm not as old as you thought I was

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 02/26/2017 at 19:52 • Filed to: old dog new tricks

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This is my kid skiing today.

PS9 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/26/2017 at 19:55

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Looks like reality needs a graphics card upgrade.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 02/26/2017 at 19:56

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It’s a composition of 4 photos not from a video.

PS9 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/26/2017 at 19:59

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Too late, I’ve already ordered the GTX 9 Billion. It will be installed right after I shut down and reboot the universe.

This of course means the current state of reality and everything in it will be destroyed. But most of it should be restored after upgrade.

Wacko > PS9 02/26/2017 at 20:06

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Can you restore up to November 7th only.

Frenchlicker > Wacko 02/26/2017 at 20:12

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We’re going to need a bit more than that to fix the problem.

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/26/2017 at 20:18

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That kid looks about 7, so you must be 20

fhrblig > PS9 02/26/2017 at 20:28

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When you restart, can you rewrite the software a bit so that I’m a millionaire?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 02/26/2017 at 20:40

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Married my second cousin. She was 13 but we got a waiver from the church.

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/26/2017 at 20:41

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Oh I didn’t know you lived in Anaconda

BorkBorkBjork > Wacko 02/26/2017 at 20:42

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Hell yea, I’d love to relive Nov 8th too!

PS9 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 20:54

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I can’t even guarantee you’ll be human. Or exist at all. The RNG behind the universe engine is pretty fucking broken like that, sorry.

fhrblig > PS9 02/26/2017 at 20:57

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I don’t care, I just want the cheat code that puts my bank account at $999,999,999,999 or whatever. I’ll deal with whatever species or gender I end up as.

PS9 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 21:03

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Well you might end up with that amount, but live on a planet where inflation is so bad that even super-multi trillionaires are poor, and only the zotta-aires are truly rich.  

fhrblig > PS9 02/26/2017 at 21:05

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Then make me a zotta-aire! I’ll make it worth your while...

PS9 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 21:13

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No way. The last time I rigged the universe for some one post-reboot, it ended terribly. I’m done with that business. I’m just gonna go hit the reset switch now. Good luck with everything.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 02/26/2017 at 21:16

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Fucking right I don’t.

fhrblig > PS9 02/26/2017 at 21:17

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Friggin’ Putin.