I'm gonna teach you a not-so-secret secret

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
02/25/2017 at 22:21 • Filed to: None

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Take a look at this ad. Where did that accident happen?

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The ad clearly states that the accident was a hydroplane into a divider. Seems legit. However, I started laughing while looking at the pictures before I read the answer as I assumed the crash happened on a track and was moved to the side of the road somewhere.

Why would someone do this? Why would I assume someone had done this?

It has to do with roadside assistance. Some carriers might pick you up from a racetrack. Most won’t. It’s bullshit. You paid for the service, right?

The typical way it works is that when you get towed off the track after whatever god forsaken reason you give the guy in the truck $50 and he tows you a good ways from the track where you peel off your stickers and number plates and pretend you broke down there so that you can get the tow home without having to pay $600 as you’re fer sure gonna need that money to fix whatever is going on.

I figured that guy, having front, side and rear must have got into a bit of a pile at the track and was *amazed* at his moxie at getting roadside assistance from an accident where there’s clearly no other car.

Update: God damn you Kinja.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
02/25/2017 at 22:28

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I can’t even see the damage

(the joke is you got kinja’d)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
02/25/2017 at 22:29

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The accident happened in between the hitting of the publish button and creation of the post.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/25/2017 at 22:32

Kinja'd!!!0

*angrily shakes fist at Kinja*


Kinja'd!!! 4kc > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
02/25/2017 at 22:42

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damn i wish i was in the states that would be an awesome transplant into my wifes 2002