![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:22 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
You’re working on your car and see a couple red drops on the garage floor. You wonder what is leaking red fluid, and realize, with relief, that it is only you.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:24 |
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Been there before. :)
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:25 |
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I think I’d rather have it be the car than me. Don’t want to risk getting anything foreign in an open wound.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:28 |
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That’s the most xenophobic thing I have ever encountered.
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![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:29 |
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There was a brief moment of panic.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:33 |
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I always assume it’s me. I might be the only adult with no children and a 3-year-olds year’s supply of bandaids.
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NO SURPRISE THERE
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:34 |
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I was driving next to a train and thought the nose was the Allroad. I can understand the relieve
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While pulling my old starter off the other day, my new roommate asked me if I needed help with something as I came into the house to pull out my older-but-maybe-gooder starter from the basement. It wasn’t until much later when I saw all the drying droplets on the kitchen floor that I realized I’d been dribbling blood from a grazed knuckle the whole time.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:39 |
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My next fear after that is that something got stained with my leaking red.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:40 |
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Oh yeah, been there!
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:41 |
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Always fun when you get to play the not sure if blood or hydraulic fluid game.
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WHAT THAT LOBSTER DO
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Blood on the car is best stain though.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:47 |
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This is why manual transmission is best transmission.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:53 |
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I’ll take both over having some crackhead drizzling blood on my passenger seat after breaking my window to steal my stereo.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 21:59 |
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After taco drippings.
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![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:00 |
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#citylyfe
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Do you not cut yourself around them?
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Easy to tell by taste.
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You don’t have to worry about red fluid leaking from them!
Except some GM’s. I hear some of there’s run off some kind of synthetic fluid that’s similar to ATF.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:04 |
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Then someone asks you how you hurt yourself and all you can do is shrug.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:05 |
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This took me a couple tries to parse. Nose = noise
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:07 |
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Band-aids? Nah just lick it until it stops bleeding.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:10 |
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What color fluid do they leak?
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:10 |
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I see it as you’ll heal on your own. Fixing the car costs time and money.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:11 |
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I might be a crazy cat lady but I haven’t yet turned into a cat. Besides, they have bugs on them.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:11 |
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I can fix myself for cheap.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:12 |
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The cats have bugs on them?
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:13 |
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Honestly I’m not even sure I hit it on anything. Could just have cracked from cold/dryness. Which reminds me I need to go lotion up.
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Brown
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:45 |
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pissing blood is a serious symptom.
![]() 02/25/2017 at 23:49 |
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Haha, no, I was going to include a band aid photo since I sliced my finger on the gate earlier, but hands are weird to photograph. Just imagine a green cartoon centipede.
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They have sparkly troll band-aids now.