Food.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/25/2017 at 12:41 • Filed to: None

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After a terrible airport muffin & coffee this morning.

We had to stop at Chick-fil-A. We also got upgraded from a Sienna to a Suburban. It feels weird weird wearing shorts. Have not seen Florida man yet, so 2/10 so far.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 12:49

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“Have not seen Florida man yet”

Try the nearest Wal-Mart

If he’s not there, check back at about 1 AM 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 12:50

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#2 combo or GTFAC.

DipodomysDeserti > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 12:52

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You were eating at the ultimate Florida Man restaurant. I know the’re from Georgia, but nothing screams Florida like a CEO thinking god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 12:56

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Thank goodness you got the upgrade. Sienna’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Had one as a rental in November. Anyone who says there is no such thing as a truly bad new car these days has not been in a Sienna.

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 13:22

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Chick-Fil-A chicken is best chicken.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti 02/25/2017 at 13:25

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The only way he can top this off is by going to a guy named Skeeter who is marrying his first cousin on top of a dualie dodge diesel with a confederate flag while their first vows state that Obama can’t take their guns and love away from them.

fhrblig > DipodomysDeserti 02/25/2017 at 13:26

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I think a better reason not to go there is that Popeye’s Chicken exists. Literally everything Popeye’s has is better, plus they’re open on Sundays.

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti 02/25/2017 at 13:34

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god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed

TheHondaBro > Tazio, Count Fouroff 02/25/2017 at 13:34

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Can confirm: Florida Man chills at Walmart at 1 AM.

Jack Does Cars > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2017 at 13:35

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#1, no pickle, with a lemonade. Always.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 14:06

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I could definitely go for some CFA right now.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2017 at 14:09

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#1 add Cheese and Bacon, Large Size, Diet Lemonade plus a 12 Count Nugget. Mmmm, solid meal right there.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 02/25/2017 at 15:43

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The burb is for sure a highway sofa. It’s very comfortable. Can haul 6 adults & luggage with ease.

smobgirl > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/25/2017 at 15:44

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I just realized it isn’t Sunday yet.

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > DipodomysDeserti 02/25/2017 at 17:17

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You can really taste the hate and intolerance in every bite.