DD, Track, Burn: Sub 2k on CL. Part 3

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-) 02/24/2017 at 23:46 • Filed to: None

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We’ll assume no major mechanical faults. Also all the vehicles are manuals for maximum appeal.

1. 1995 Eagle Talon ESI

No turbo or AWD.

2. 1982 Dodge Rampage 

TBH I never knew this was a thing. 4cyl and 4 on the floor though!

3. 70's Subaru (I know nothing about these.)

Spridget > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/24/2017 at 23:56

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DD Subaru

Track Rampage

Burn Eagle

LongbowMkII > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/24/2017 at 23:58

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DD subaru

track rampage

burn talon

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 00:01

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E100 classic van v8 4 speed manual - $2000 (N.w)

i had seen those the other day, when someone was asking about getting a project car under $2k and manual.

1953 Morris Minor - $1450 (houston)

so daily the morris, and track the van........

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Die-Trying 02/25/2017 at 00:04

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“track the van”

wut

PS9 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 00:04

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We’ll assume no major mechanical faults.

Haha! Nah. This is craigslist. No faults means all the faults collected into one vehicle, with one of them bursting into flames on test drive.

My vote for ‘bursting into flame on test drive’ is going to be the dodge...whatever that is. The red thing. It’s got that ‘my fuel lines are made of squirrel poo and hopes n’ dreams’ look on it’s face.

My vote for ‘wanna track, but it’s not gonna make it that far’ is the Talon. DSM. Timing belt. Crank walk. Interference engine. After purchase, the timing belt will succumb, and the pistons will punch it’s valves into submission for all the time they spent lording over them, the elitist jerks.

My vote for ‘DD after recovery’ is the subaru. The gasoline has long since turned to varnish, so the tank is ruined. Joe Biden was just a young (and by ‘young’ I mean for a senator, so like 40-50 or something) fresh faced congress critter the last time the seized spark plugs saw any action. So just bus down to walmart for a new battery and break out the blow torch and penetrating oil and you should be good after a weekend.

Until the timing belt breaks. You’re fucked then.

Die-Trying > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 00:12

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the excitement....... anyone can go fast in a miata that handles, but a van..... the v8 AND manual, squealing around corners......

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just think of the GLORY of outrunning ........ anything else in one.......

My bird IS the word > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 00:17

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Dd the rampage, track the talon, burn the subaru

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 00:35

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DD the Subaru, Track the Talon, Burn the Dodge

Frenchlicker > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 02:02

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I’ll dd the Talon, if it’s good enough for a ton of high school girls it’s good enough for me.

Track the Suby, mainly because I’m over the front of the rampage

Burn, Rampage just because I hate its face.

NojustNo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 02:21

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Omg that old subi looks EXACTLY like one that a friend of mine borrowed from his parents  he could barely drive stick.i was in the car when he burned out the clutch trying to get it up a hill....he was accidentally in 3rd gear. Oops.

Poor Talon.I never understand why people try to repaint their cars with rattle can (primer?) black...then just leave it that way. it looks worse than a slightly faded paint job or bad clear coat. Hell a shitty Maaco paint job will still look better than that and only be a couple hundred bucks

pip bip - choose Corrour > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 07:38

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DD - Subaru

Track - Eagle

Burn - Dodge

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/25/2017 at 11:00

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DD the Rampage, track the Talon, burn the Subie.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My bird IS the word 02/25/2017 at 11:04

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I agree.