Hospital update

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
02/24/2017 at 17:54 • Filed to: None

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So Monday night came to the hospital because my large intestine ruptured. After a 4 hour surgery I came out with 15 inches less of large intestine. (Weight savings)

Now it’s Friday night and still only on IV. Since yesterday I actually have to get up to go pee. I’ve got 26 staples along my belly. And I got a poo bag for a good 3 months. Don’t know when I will get to eat, nor when I will get to go home. Sometime next week I hope. My wife just passed with my daughter who will be 3 Monday and my son who is now 16 months old. Hats off to my wife for doing it all and then some since Monday.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 17:58

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well shit!

hope it all works out.

what sort of content can we flood oppo with to keep you amused whilst confined to hospital wifi and jello?


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:01

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Damn. But at least you get to keep poo-ing out of your butthole (weird thing to be thankful amirite?) instead of with a pipe and a bag.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:01

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Damn. Get well soon.

Good luck finding shoes to match that bag.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:03

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intestines are the worst.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Berang
02/24/2017 at 18:06

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In over 3 months I will get to poo normalishly again.

The bag was my worse fear since I first got deverticulitis in 2003.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:06

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Been wondering how you were doing.. Keep your eyes way down the road, you’ll get through this.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > MonkeePuzzle
02/24/2017 at 18:07

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Flood with non flood damaged 930s, and first gen camaros/firebirds.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > LongbowMkII
02/24/2017 at 18:09

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When they are at their worst yes, but normally they are the best.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > MonkeePuzzle
02/24/2017 at 18:12

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No wifi and no food makes wacko....


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:13

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Wow man. Sorry to hear that....

That’s crazy ironic that you dealing with a gastric rupture... I’d never even heard of such a thing until 3 weeks ago when a good friend of mine had it happen to her.. But she thought it was just the flu... (I heard the symptoms are similar...?) But she didn’t seek medical treatment because she thought it was just the flu.. Her roommate found her dead on the kitchen floor....

So get well soon!

And remember, it could be worse!


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:17

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Addition by subtraction.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:19

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I know this one isn’t old enough but one owner 30K km..

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > BobintheMtns
02/24/2017 at 18:21

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I almost didn’t go to the hospital since I thought it was just another diverticulitis flair un, untill I almost passed out. That’s when I told my wife she needs to drive me to the hospital. That was at 8:30 pm and I started at 3:30 pm. So since I waited 5 hours, that left a 5 hours window of poisoning my self with my own poo....that’s why they had to really cut me open to clean me up. I have a good ten inch scar on my belly


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:21

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damn dude :’(

We’ll be here for ya dude.


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:22

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Scary stuff man.... once again, glad you’re on the mend!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
02/24/2017 at 18:24

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There are plenty of brown shoes out there to choose from.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:24

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That sucks. At least your on the mend. Btw how does one rupter your intestine? My side hurts thinking about it.

Good luck

Edit nevermind diverticulitis.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:25

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I forgot to mention that I will be winning the oppo fitness chalenge by clearly cheating and almost dying to loose 30 pounds.

I don’t see any other oppos with that amount of commitment! 


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > vondon302
02/24/2017 at 18:27

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It’s my ticking timebomb I had since 2003. Doctors didn’t seem to worried about it.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:29

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God bless you for escaping sepsis. You’ll be fixed up and back in action in no time. The bag absolutely sucks, though. And last I checked, they make them of clear material for maximum disgustingness, too. Just keep those little rug rats and their mom in mind and get better!

And here . the first gens are my favorite, too.

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:32

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I think you should just get an honorary w.


Kinja'd!!! avalonian > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:38

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#blessed ;)


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 18:41

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Oh, man that’s tough. Glad you’re ok!


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 19:16

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Always look on the bright side of life.

Get well soon. Here’s something nice to look at:

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Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 19:22

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Get well soon


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 19:44

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Kinda out of nowhere I take it ?

Scary. All the best.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Wacko
02/24/2017 at 20:32

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When you said your wife just passed, I thought the worst. Glad you are on the mend. Avoid security gates and MRI machines until you get the staples removed. Hanging magnets from them is perfectly acceptable entertainment for the kiddos.