Drinking games that will kill you

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 02/24/2017 at 13:31 • Filed to: None

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The Chili Peppers drinking game: go to the Chili Peppers artist page on Spotify and hit shuffle. Every time a song mentions California take a drink. If the title of the song mentions California finish your drink.

Whatcha got, Oppo?

crowmolly > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:33

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Well, 3 man is straight up death. Or at least the way we used to play, where you assign drink amounts based on the odd die.

RHCP sounds like the “Roxanne” game. Play Roxanne by the Police and drink every time he says “put on the red light”.

Spaceball-Two > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:35

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Go to Bruce Springsteen Spotify channel and drink every time a song about cars or driving comes on. You’ll be dead in 30 minutes.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:36

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Quittin’ time is still a ways away in the only time zone that matters, Dusty (Texas Standard Time). Innit a lil early to be bustin’ out the engine degreaser hard liquor?

Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3 02/24/2017 at 13:38

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Psh. Murica time zone best time zone

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:38

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A tequila shot for every ‘yah’

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:39

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Tom Petty, nasal vowel syllable ending in a rolled “R”. “no, no”, finish the drink.

bhtooefr > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:39

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Oppolitics edition:

Take a drink every time a member of the Trump adminstration lies.

Finish your drink when a policy based on one of those lies is enacted.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:45

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Go Robot, and leave it at that.

Klaus Schmoll > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 13:54

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Chariotoflove > crowmolly 02/24/2017 at 14:21

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I listened to Roxanne driving into work today. That could have caused problems.

Dusty Ventures > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/24/2017 at 14:31

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Ironically one of the few songs that, I believe, doesn’t mention California

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > bhtooefr 02/24/2017 at 14:58

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Does it count as “enacted” if it gets overturned by a judge very quickly?

Either way I’m pretty sure you’d die

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 15:09

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From experience I can say these are pretty rough.

- Play Bop-it on “pass it” mode. Vodka shot every time you mess up. You will mess up more and more often and then shit will happen. I believe I owe someone some drinking vessles still.

- Play blow ball under the same rules. Vodka shot if you let it fall off the table. If someone doesn’t hurl across the table you’re either all awesome at blow ball or someone filled the Vodka bottle with water.

Basically anything tense and/or physically exerting makes for a good drinking game.

Bonus:

Sing along as loud as you can and drink every time that word occurs. Get 8-10 guys that are already half in the bag doing the same thing, let hilarity ensue.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dusty Ventures 02/24/2017 at 20:27

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I think it’s a song that shows the epic musicality that is RHCP. Now that they’ve fully matured. I believe they are in that league with (well, maybe not quite) The Beatles, REM, U2, Bowie. Top shelf.

SpeedSix > Dusty Ventures 02/25/2017 at 00:56

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What’s spotify?

(college-aged youth here)