Americans' tastes in midsize cars in one admittedly crappy cell phone photo.

"mazda616" (mazda616) 02/23/2017 at 11:28 • Filed to: Grounded to the ground

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Yawn.

PartyPooper2012 > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:31

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Sorry. Everything else comes with frequent trips to auto-mechanic and in words of a late internet hero - Aint nobody got time for dat

BritishLeyland™ > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:31

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Atleast they aren’t Greige™. 

WilliamsSW > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:32

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > BritishLeyland™ 02/23/2017 at 11:33

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red = sprots car

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:35

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Ugh, stop signs getting onto a 66mph road. I hate when they do that. Though that may be the fact I only have 115hp talking.

Chariotoflove > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:36

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Double your pleasure!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/23/2017 at 11:36

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It’s a chance to practice your launches!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 02/23/2017 at 11:37

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Which way does the hood open though?

Ash78, voting early and often > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:37

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Nary a dent between them? Must be modded. I saw a Camry this morning with THREE Camry Dents. Two on a single corner (side impact and rear impact).

BritishLeyland™ > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 02/23/2017 at 11:38

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Somewhere, in American suburbia:

Oh, look is that the Smiths new car?.... Oh my god what is that a COLOR? IN OUR STREET? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!

Jcarr > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:39

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I like ours. That said, if there were a better supply of Accords or 6s in our area when we were shopping, I likely would have gone with one of those.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BritishLeyland™ 02/23/2017 at 11:41

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Whose suburbia?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/20/man-whose-yellow-car-ruined-tourists-photos-buys-a-grey-one-instead-6461691/

carcrasher88 > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:44

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Along with a photobombing blue Mitsubishi Raider unicorn!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:46

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Look, red microwave ovens. Or is one a sewing machine? idk

Mercedes Streeter > Ash78, voting early and often 02/23/2017 at 11:46

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Well I mean they do seem to have the “I care about my Camry” starter pack. They’re clean, devoid of Camry dents, they have tinted windows, and decals of things the driver cares about. Bonus if one or both of them has generic custom wheels.

LongbowMkII > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/23/2017 at 11:46

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That’s an Indiana state highway sign. (whoosh?)

probably 55mph.

For Sweden > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 11:50

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Looks like a couple of Cup-winning cars heading to win the Daytona 500.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mercedes Streeter 02/23/2017 at 11:50

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They also don’t look like they have the gold trim. Which seems counterintuitive, that a trim *option* would be an indicator of not caring about the car, but I think it bears out.

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 02/23/2017 at 11:51

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I think that counts as a Sign from the Divine in the Shinto Reformation*

*There is no Shinto Reformation**

**That I know of.

kanadanmajava1 > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 02/23/2017 at 11:56

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Red = Italian sports car

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 02/23/2017 at 11:56

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Thesis 1: Our ancestors roam the earth and predict our future. Thesis 2: Shit happens. Nope, they still have 93 theses to go before they can call it a reformation.

Mercedes Streeter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2017 at 11:57

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Seems legit to me. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gold trim Toyota in clean condition. :)

Ash78, voting early and often > Mercedes Streeter 02/23/2017 at 11:58

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You know the old saying: Your Give-A-Damn always breaks a month after the warranty ends.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mercedes Streeter 02/23/2017 at 12:03

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I have, but it was a Land Cruiser. Deranged, but obviously wasn’t Stereotypia McGrandma either.

Mercedes Streeter > Ash78, voting early and often 02/23/2017 at 12:07

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That’s why I drive a German-French-Japanese engineered car built in France, they’ll break before the new owner signs on the dotted line! :)

Rico > PartyPooper2012 02/23/2017 at 12:11

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Hondas are actually pretty reliable.

Ash78, voting early and often > Mercedes Streeter 02/23/2017 at 12:13

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Swatch: “We build wristwatches, cars can’t be too hard!” :P

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 12:23

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There’s no competetiveness in that segment. Mid-size is the new subcompact. Only bought by people who can’t afford something bigger.

Mercedes Streeter > Ash78, voting early and often 02/23/2017 at 12:28

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Mercedes-Benz: “We’ll make a tiny city car, what’s the worst that could happen?” lol

spanfucker retire bitch > mazda616 02/23/2017 at 13:00

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At least they’re red.

pip bip - choose Corrour > mazda616 02/24/2017 at 06:56

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kill ‘em with fire.