If Oppo were a car

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/19/2017 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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Would it be carbureted?


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Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:05

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No, it’d be fuel injected with an automatic transmission, but it’d have #carbedlyfe and 5-speed shift pattern stickers in the back window.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > for Michigan
02/19/2017 at 17:06

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Would it have a license plate frame that reads “I Am The Stig”


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:07

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it wouldn’t even work properly


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:08

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I don’t know if it would be carbureted but it would definitely have a rust issue.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:09

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Nah, it would say “Two Wheels Good” in reference to the owner’s moped.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
02/19/2017 at 17:09

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No, those are just your cars.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:09

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Mechanical fuel injection with gravity feed.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > for Michigan
02/19/2017 at 17:10

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It’d also have this sticker on the back, despite not having that much power.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:10

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Kinja is definitely carbureted and it needs a rebuild badly


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:10

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It would probably be an Accord.


Kinja'd!!! 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 17:11

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Mechanical fuel injected-Needlessly complicated and outdated

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 18:40

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diesels don’t have carbs, silly :p


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro
02/19/2017 at 19:41

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Nope. Mechanical fuel injection through ITBs. Sounds amazing at first glance, but incredibly difficult to work with. Makes an amazing noise, though.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro
02/20/2017 at 03:33

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diesels don’t run carbs