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What’s your ride of choice?
Mine: An armored replica of this:
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What better way to rule with an iron fist than the ability to hurl depleted uranium rounds with accuracy at targets 2+ miles away.
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HA! I already own my dictator-mobile!
Just needs some armor plating and Plexiglas windows.
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Something janky and hilarious. I’m allowed to be a whimsical malevolent dictator, right?
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Obvious answer is obvious.
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An armored version of a 59 cadillac eldorado. In black of course. Or maybe just an escalade.
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And just to round things out, I’d have these two as well
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classic.
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Might as well reuse this.
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Probably a monster truck so I can roll over all the little people who dare to get in my way.
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This is the only correct answer.
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Lada Limo Stronk.
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A whole fleet of those bad boys
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Dictator of a country, not trailer park.
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HOW DARE YOU TARNISH THE GOOD NAME OF THESE WONDERFUL MACHINES
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Where is your airship, peasants?
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Armoured XJR. Because heroes don’t ride in or drive jags.
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With updated mechanicals - AMG V12 of course - because bulletproof glass is heavy.
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the M100 V8 was good enough then, and it is certainly good enough now you blasphemer!
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I’m a dictator! I want MOAR POWAHHHH! But yeah, if I was a non-dictator, and actually owned this car, that would be my preference, too...
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I have a feeling you really like classic GMCs :p :)
(and the classic Chevy that slotted in there)
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Replace the outside cruise-shippy stuff with a race track, massive garage, an airstrip, and like cannons that shoot nuke rounds. But the interior would still be pretty lavish. :)
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Mercedes S600 S-Guard. Just TRY and assassinate me.
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Impala/Sy/Ty 4 lyfe
Alternately Early-90's HiPo GM’s 4 lyfe
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And trying to show you’re a “man of the people” clearly doesn’t matter any more
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Gotta go big ole butt or go home:
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Agreed. I prefer PL24's myself.
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But if image doesn’t matter, than neither does making an impression of being big and important. And under those circumstances all that matters is what you want. I want these. And as a dictator I can have them.
If being associated with commoners is an issue... sieze ALL of them. You have the power. Then you are truly exclusive.
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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No way. Aeroscraft every time.
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I sailed on the sister to that ship, Allure of the Seas. Lavish indeed.
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I am a classicist
Show off your power
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What is that car in the picture you posted?
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1938 Phantom Corsair
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*slips 50k mile service quote through crack in window*
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I honestly don’t think I can find a better choice than an armored Phantom. Well done.
As a secondary vehicle I have to go boring. A heavily armored/modified Defender 90 or 110.
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ZiL 41041, of course. Convertible and unarmored, because it helps to further project an image of invincibility to my enemies.