So you've decided to become a malevolent dictator of a country and rule it with an iron fist.

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02/17/2017 at 08:43 • Filed to: None

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What’s your ride of choice?

Mine: An armored replica of this:

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DISCUSSION (47)


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:49

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What better way to rule with an iron fist than the ability to hurl depleted uranium rounds with accuracy at targets 2+ miles away.

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Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:51

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:53

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Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:53

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HA! I already own my dictator-mobile!

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Just needs some armor plating and Plexiglas windows.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:53

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:54

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Something janky and hilarious. I’m allowed to be a whimsical malevolent dictator, right?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:57

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:58

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Obvious answer is obvious.

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:58

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 08:59

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An armored version of a 59 cadillac eldorado. In black of course. Or maybe just an escalade.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:00

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Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:01

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And just to round things out, I’d have these two as well

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Party-vi
02/17/2017 at 09:04

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classic.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:11

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Might as well reuse this.

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > S65
02/17/2017 at 09:11

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Kinja'd!!! MPA > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:13

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Probably a monster truck so I can roll over all the little people who dare to get in my way.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi
02/17/2017 at 09:15

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This is the only correct answer.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
02/17/2017 at 09:16

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Lada Limo Stronk.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:16

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A whole fleet of those bad boys


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
02/17/2017 at 09:16

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Dictator of a country, not trailer park.


Kinja'd!!! Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:19

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
02/17/2017 at 09:22

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HOW DARE YOU TARNISH THE GOOD NAME OF THESE WONDERFUL MACHINES


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:23

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Where is your airship, peasants?

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Kinja'd!!! CB > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:23

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Armoured XJR. Because heroes don’t ride in or drive jags.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Party-vi
02/17/2017 at 09:29

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With updated mechanicals - AMG V12 of course - because bulletproof glass is heavy.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > WilliamsSW
02/17/2017 at 09:33

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the M100 V8 was good enough then, and it is certainly good enough now you blasphemer!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Party-vi
02/17/2017 at 09:35

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I’m a dictator! I want MOAR POWAHHHH! But yeah, if I was a non-dictator, and actually owned this car, that would be my preference, too...


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
02/17/2017 at 09:40

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I have a feeling you really like classic GMCs :p :)

(and the classic Chevy that slotted in there)


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:44

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Replace the outside cruise-shippy stuff with a race track, massive garage, an airstrip, and like cannons that shoot nuke rounds. But the interior would still be pretty lavish. :)

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02/17/2017 at 09:47

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 09:53

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Mercedes S600 S-Guard. Just TRY and assassinate me.

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mercedes Streeter
02/17/2017 at 10:02

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Impala/Sy/Ty 4 lyfe

Alternately Early-90's HiPo GM’s 4 lyfe


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
02/17/2017 at 10:02

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And trying to show you’re a “man of the people” clearly doesn’t matter any more


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > punkgoose17
02/17/2017 at 10:04

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Gotta go big ole butt or go home:

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Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/17/2017 at 10:23

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Agreed. I prefer PL24's myself.

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > yamahog
02/17/2017 at 10:23

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But if image doesn’t matter, than neither does making an impression of being big and important. And under those circumstances all that matters is what you want. I want these. And as a dictator I can have them.

If being associated with commoners is an issue... sieze ALL of them. You have the power. Then you are truly exclusive.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 10:46

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Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 10:51

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Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > yamahog
02/17/2017 at 10:53

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No way. Aeroscraft every time.


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02/17/2017 at 10:58

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Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Mercedes Streeter
02/17/2017 at 11:21

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I sailed on the sister to that ship, Allure of the Seas. Lavish indeed.


Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 11:40

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I am a classicist

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Show off your power


Kinja'd!!! Kiwi > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 12:57

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What is that car in the picture you posted?


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02/17/2017 at 12:59

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1938 Phantom Corsair


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/17/2017 at 13:21

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*slips 50k mile service quote through crack in window*


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 13:56

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I honestly don’t think I can find a better choice than an armored Phantom. Well done.

As a secondary vehicle I have to go boring. A heavily armored/modified Defender 90 or 110.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/17/2017 at 20:27

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ZiL 41041, of course. Convertible and unarmored, because it helps to further project an image of invincibility to my enemies.