"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/17/2017 at 06:35 • Filed to: BMW
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
02/17/2017 at 06:35 • Filed to: BMW | 4
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Finally the US is getting an M Performance version of the M2, rejoice!
*dances with fingers in the air*
Only 150 of these babies will be made so checkout these sweet M Performance gimmes and takies for more M performance for your M though none of the M Performance parts assist with your M’s performance...yeeessss!
“Manually adjustable sport seats, basic keyless entry, without comfort access, automatic climate control – 1 zone, standard audio system and black mirror caps.”
Woah!!
“...black kidney grilles, black side gills, M Performance illuminated door sill, LED door projectors, M Performance exhaust system with titanium tips and M Performance coilover suspension.”
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OMFGandalf!!!
And don’t forget the M Driver’s Package (exclusive to M driver’s driving Ms) ups that top speed to 168 mph! 100. 68. Miles. PROWER!
Splooge McDuck!!!
All this for only $61,695 and you get M Performance exclusive access to the following paint colors: Alpine White, Alpine White, Alpine White, and.... *checks notes* something that appears to be a variation of blue called Alpine White, but with more pine than Al.
So scoop up this ultra exclusive limited edition M Performance catalog’s “Best of 2016" feature-having M2 for not even actually $10,000 more than a base M2! I have no clue what this is!!!
Yeah, no M handles like M’s door’s handles! *Note: Long Beach Blue now available as Alpine White exclusively for M Performance Customers.*
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pip bip - choose Corrour
> Wobbles the Mind
02/17/2017 at 06:41 |
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> Wobbles the Mind
02/17/2017 at 07:01 |
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I’m pretty sure this isn’t a door handle, but the aforementioned black side gils
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> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
02/17/2017 at 07:08 |
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Shhhhh, that’s for the lurkers!
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Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Wobbles the Mind
02/17/2017 at 07:26 |
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Oh! Err... Those are some good looking door handles, and the black shell underneath avoids nasty scratches in the paint
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> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
02/17/2017 at 07:45 |
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*This is a sneak peek for April Fools Day, I’m planning to do 24 posts that day (one every hour) of just sillyness.
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> Wobbles the Mind
02/17/2017 at 09:17 |
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“Manually adjustable sport seats, basic keyless entry, without comfort access, automatic climate control – 1 zone, standard audio system and black mirror caps.”
So in other words the BMW M2 Value Leader Air + Auto Lease Special...