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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/16/2017 at 09:08 • Filed to: Ads

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CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:11

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Shit...

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:13

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You’ve never heard of the Squatty Potty? I’m pretty sure the biomechanics behind it is sound, but it’s still a little weird.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 02/16/2017 at 09:14

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k then

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:15

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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:17

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If I don’t if I don’t see one in the bathroom when I go somewhere, I just squat over the sink.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:17

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I find the persuasuve argument to be, well, full of shit. The two big advantages of spread legs and straightened colon can be had with the correct (leaning forward) posture on a normal john, and nobody should be sitting long enough to lose circulation enough to matter. Toilet hipsterism (!?) can fuck right off, as I’d rather not pretend I’m in the third world and splatter shit around my ankles, thanks.

Alan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:20

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25 dollars for a plain white stool? Can get one with polka dots, or frogs, or sesame street characters for like 12 dollars.

Proof: http://www.target.com/p/ginsey-home-solutions-deluxe-step-stool-assortment/-/A-13982723?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=PLA_Baby+Shopping&adgroup=SC_Baby&LID=700000001170770pgs&network=g&device=c&location=9008549&gclid=CKze9NvnlNICFYWLswodDPsJnA&gclsrc=aw.ds

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:32

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diplodicus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:47

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Squatty pottys rock.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 09:52

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How appropriate considering what I am currently doing.

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 10:12

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CalzoneGolem 02/16/2017 at 10:46

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Scoob’d

Textured Soy Protein > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/16/2017 at 10:57

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My mother-in-law saw it on Shark Tank and wants one.

She is definitely not a hipster.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/16/2017 at 15:48

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I found one of these over at the Goodwill Outlet, and since stuph over there sells by the pound, I probably paid less than a dollar for it. Despite all of the hype, it has several drawbacks. It’s almost impossible to use if your pants are still anywhere near your legs. Even when using it as designed, it’s incredibly uncomfortable, but then again, maybe that’s just because of the size of my gut. Anyway, I didn’t find it to be anymore effective than leaning forward, a position that is essentially the same as what this device is supposed to mimic.