Body-Styles Ranked. 

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
02/15/2017 at 21:17 • Filed to: None

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I’m right, as per usual.

*Images are for illustration purposes only, the cars in question are not relevant to the discussion, the body-styles are.

1 - Wagon

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Spacious, practical, fits people and drives like a car.

2- Hatchback

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Practical, drives like a car and spacious.

3- Sedan

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Drives like a car, fits people.

4- Convertible

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The whole world is your ashtray, fun to drive, not practical, doesn’t fit people.

5- Coupé

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Same as convertible but less fun.

6- SUV

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Practical, will drive over things, not fun to drive.

7- Pick-Up

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Good for farmers and people from the countryside.

8- CUV

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Buy a wagon or a hatch.

9- Vans

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It’s a van.

10- Being hit by a Bus.

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11- SuperDuty Pick-ups

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Abominations of chrome exaggeratedness.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:19

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Hatchbacks over pickups?

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The “distant future” is now, bub, so apologize.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:20

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Use a super duty like it’s intended, thundering down an oil field lease road at 70, and it makes sense.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:24

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A coupe is the same but also less fun than a coupe? k.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:25

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But coupes are cool :( Practicality is for old ladies


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:27

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Can’t exactly diss a van when it swallows up just about anything you put in it. In terms of versatility it’s almost better than a wagon.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:34

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Nope.

Liftback

Coupe

Wagon

SUV (Not CUV)

Sedan

Hatchback

Minivan

Convertivble

Pickup truck

Being shot by a white supremacist

Van


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:42

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So where does stuff like 4 door coupes and 2 door sedans go? And where is the shooting brake?


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:47

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This makes my brain hurt, (but I’d put coupes over converts.)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 21:49

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Good luck pulling this up a mountain in a 2.0 hatchback. Different vehicles for different jobs.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro
02/15/2017 at 22:01

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Where are CUV’s though?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
02/15/2017 at 22:03

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EXACTLY


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro
02/15/2017 at 22:03

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Inside the van?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > InFierority Complex
02/15/2017 at 22:11

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Damn you brain


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > CRider
02/15/2017 at 22:13

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
02/15/2017 at 22:14

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4 door coupes are sedans.

What is a 2 door sedan?

Shooting I slot with the hatch.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Nauraushaun
02/15/2017 at 22:16

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They are cool, that is why they have a respectable position.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 22:49

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > CRider
02/15/2017 at 22:53

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Kinja'd!!! jovimon7 > My citroen won't start
02/15/2017 at 23:04

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I have to disagree with #5, Shelby GT350 is definitely MORE fun than a 5.0 convertible.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jovimon7
02/15/2017 at 23:07

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*Images are for illustration purposes only, the cars in question are not relevant to the discussion, the body-styles are.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > My citroen won't start
02/16/2017 at 00:16

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