Why does nobody ever talk about the Scirocco?

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02/14/2017 at 19:39 • Filed to: None

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You’d think the Oppo FP would be nothing but people complaining that they don’t sell it in the U.S.


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Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:42

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Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:47

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It’s a last gen Golf that spent extra time at the salon.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:48

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Because it’s not much of an improvement over a GTI and priced somewhere up in the stratosphere? Because coupes don’t sell? The original Scirocco was only marginally more expensive than a Rabbit and nearly as practical, two qualities that this one lacks.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:49

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My recollection is that they did, but that was years ago, when it first came out. I guess they moved on.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:49

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Isn’t it just a less practical golf


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:54

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Since I’m in America, I never see one to remind me of it.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:55

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I participated as one of the people bitching.....but that was years ago.


Kinja'd!!! Ssfancyfresh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 19:57

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Because it’s been on the market for like 100 years and we just gave up hope.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 20:05

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Because in the U.S. it’s called the Honda CR-Z. And we don’t really talk about that, either.



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Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 20:13

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I think the episode of TopGear where they had to make the ad for it sums it up...


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 20:33

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I think the peak complaining about the Scirocco was about 2 years ago when Jalopnik was able to get one on US shores and drove it for a while.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 20:33

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Because the original was so ugly.


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > Thomas Donohue
02/14/2017 at 20:36

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Yes we do!

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 20:44

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I don’t know.

It’s a great looking car.

A more stylish 3 door Golf really, but at a cost as there is less rear view visibility and less boot space.

Great engine range from 1.4TSi to 2.0TSi and TDis.

Not too expensive either.

Looked fantastic in the now discontinued Viper Green Metallic.

I’d love one.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/14/2017 at 21:53

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I’d rather buy a 4-door GTI. So I did.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2017 at 07:30

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I was surprised how these seem to be all over the place in Singapore.

In the U.S., their absence is all over the place.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/15/2017 at 21:23

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It’s wrong-wheel drive. It can’t be cool. I love the look and I love them in green, but who wants a FWD?

We have them in Australia. Cool to see but I’d never own one.

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Kinja'd!!! SantaRita > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/21/2017 at 10:36

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we ’ re all still too bent out of shape about not getting the Mazda Astina?