"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/14/2017 at 09:23 • Filed to: None
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"yamahog" (yamahog)
02/14/2017 at 09:23 • Filed to: None | 9
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A friend of mine made these for her kid’s classmates. Help yourself to some fine puns for your SO. Or yourself, whatever floats your goat.
S65
> yamahog
02/14/2017 at 09:27 |
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DAMNIT I COULD’VE DONE THIS I’M SO BAD
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> yamahog
02/14/2017 at 09:54 |
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“I’m engine closer to you”
“This isn’t just a passing thing”
“You’re tire-smokin’ hot”
“I’d like to take you for a spin”
“A little rubbing is just friendly competition” - perv increasing, ABORT ABORT
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> yamahog
02/14/2017 at 10:07 |
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Valentine’s is like lending money to Scumbag Steve: Forever A Loan.
Matt Nichelson
> yamahog
02/14/2017 at 10:18 |
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That is awesome! Your friend is very creative.
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02/14/2017 at 10:49 |
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I didn’t slam you, I didn’t bump you, I didn’t budge you...I rubbed you. And rubbing is... OK yeah, this got real inappropriate real quick
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02/14/2017 at 10:54 |
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Sam
: Alrighty, I’m coming up on your mudflaps at 67.
Crow
: “Coming up on your mudflaps.” People have such cute names for sex.
Mike [as Sam]
: Ma’ well-oiled chassis is comin’ up on yer backside, now.
Servo [as Sam]
: My rigid grill structure is bearin’ down on yer unprotected cargo door.
Crow [as Sam]
: My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours—
Mike, Servo
: Ugh— Crow!
. . .
[Sam and Buffalo Bill have completed the maneuver and are easing into a town.]
Mike [as Sam]
: Drained and satisfied, I’m tracin’ lazy circles on yer’ supercab now.
Crow
: You said
I
was bad.
Mike
: You inspired me.
http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Riding_with_Death
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02/14/2017 at 10:58 |
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Damn, I miss mst3k