Happy Valentine's Day, Oppo

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02/14/2017 at 09:23 • Filed to: None

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A friend of mine made these for her kid’s classmates. Help yourself to some fine puns for your SO. Or yourself, whatever floats your goat.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > yamahog
02/14/2017 at 09:27

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DAMNIT I COULD’VE DONE THIS I’M SO BAD


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog
02/14/2017 at 09:54

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“I’m engine closer to you”
“This isn’t just a passing thing”
“You’re tire-smokin’ hot”
“I’d like to take you for a spin”
“A little rubbing is just friendly competition” - perv increasing, ABORT ABORT


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > yamahog
02/14/2017 at 10:07

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Valentine’s is like lending money to Scumbag Steve: Forever A Loan.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > yamahog
02/14/2017 at 10:18

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That is awesome! Your friend is very creative.


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02/14/2017 at 10:49

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I didn’t slam you, I didn’t bump you, I didn’t budge you...I rubbed you. And rubbing is... OK yeah, this got real inappropriate real quick


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02/14/2017 at 10:54

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Sam : Alrighty, I’m coming up on your mudflaps at 67.
Crow : “Coming up on your mudflaps.” People have such cute names for sex.
Mike [as Sam] : Ma’ well-oiled chassis is comin’ up on yer backside, now.
Servo [as Sam] : My rigid grill structure is bearin’ down on yer unprotected cargo door.
Crow [as Sam] : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours—
Mike, Servo : Ugh— Crow! . . .
[Sam and Buffalo Bill have completed the maneuver and are easing into a town.]
Mike [as Sam] : Drained and satisfied, I’m tracin’ lazy circles on yer’ supercab now.
Crow : You said I was bad.
Mike : You inspired me.

http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Riding_with_Death


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02/14/2017 at 10:58

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Damn, I miss mst3k