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"PS9" (PS9) 02/13/2017 at 10:36 • Filed to: one shitpost to rule them all

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I brought this ring from this guy on FB because I though the etchings and stuff looked cool. But when I put it on the world gets all dark and wavy, and now these really creepy guys on horses are looking for me? I went to the police already but they just laughed. Anybody got any ideas?

TheHondaBro > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:39

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Eat a pineapple pizza.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:41

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Watch out for creepy stalkers in caves

X37.9XXS > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:45

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Quick,. move to New Zealand

They’ll never find you there

X37.9XXS > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:45

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Quick,. move to New Zealand

They’ll never find you there

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:49

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Azh nazh durbatuluk, azh nazh gimbatul is Italian for “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”

Future next gen S2000 owner > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:49

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Give it back! It’s my precious! Thief! Miserable thief!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > PS9 02/13/2017 at 10:51

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You need to find Dumbledore so you can go disable the tractor beam. After that the rebels will give you further guidance.

E90M3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/13/2017 at 10:52

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Didnt there used to be a commenter here with that name?

Tekamul > E90M3 02/13/2017 at 11:02

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Yes, long ago.

Viggen > PS9 02/13/2017 at 11:18

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You’ll need to wait for Mount St. Helens to go hot again. Then, and only then, can you cast the ring into to volcano’s depths.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 02/13/2017 at 11:22

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Be careful! This is the path to Chicken Parm, and the pull to the Chicken Parm side is very hard.

jonny11quest > PS9 02/13/2017 at 14:38

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Fly, you fool.