Turo craziness 

"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2) 02/06/2017 at 18:49 • Filed to: None

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I found a new place for funny ads other than CL — Turo. One guy in Dallas wants you to rent his “nearly new” 2011 BMW 335i for $749 a day! (No low ballers — I know what I have!). Or you could get a 2014 Accord Hybrid for the low price of $183 a day. What is available where you live?

CaptDale - is secretly British > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 18:53

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Tristan > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 18:55

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A 2010 Sebring for $100/day. I’d rather pay someone $100/day to kick me in the groin for the rest of my life.

Alfalfa > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 18:56

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For comparison, my area has a 2014 M5 for $223 a day. Most expensive is an R35 for $314 a day

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Tristan 02/06/2017 at 18:58

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Are you sure the owner isn’t offering you $100 a day to remove it from his driveway?

interstate366, now In The Industry > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 18:59

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Orange 9th gen Civic Si is available from $39 a day here.

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/va/midlothian/honda-civic/140334?s=sPetrdSI

Twism > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 19:05

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Let’s see...

325$ CAD for a Model X. Nope.
97$ CAD for an 07 320i. Nope.
802$ CAD for a CLS (dunno if AMG or not). LOL Nope.
212$ CAD for a CLA. AHAHAHAHA !

Tristan > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 19:09

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This is the only reasonable explanation.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 19:10

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https://turo.com/rentals/cars/ma/worcester/dodge-avenger/167812?s=vGHNRrdz

How ‘bout no?

misfitmascots > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 19:22

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2009 Mercedes SL550 $166

2014 Corvette Stingray $195

2007 Range Rover $108

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/06/2017 at 19:38

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That’s perfect for someone to learn stick on...

gin-san - shitpost specialist > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 19:46

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(No low ballers — I know what I have!)

Well, at least he admits to having delusions, since only a delusional being would think $749/day is reasonable for a ‘11 335.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/06/2017 at 20:03

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I might rent it later this month if I have enough money leftover after buying tires.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/06/2017 at 20:04

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There is a manual Challenger RT Plus for $30 nearish me.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/06/2017 at 20:07

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That’s almost “why not” money.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/06/2017 at 20:17

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I know. If it was a bit closer, I would rent it.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/06/2017 at 20:41

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Oooooh I just thought about it, I’m totally putting my grand wagoneer up. That will go over great in Austin