"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
02/06/2017 at 17:40 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
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Welcome to Trump’s America, people.
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Honeybunchesofgoats
02/06/2017 at 17:43 |
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As a NJ resident its your duty to yell at PA drivers for being slow and hogging the left lane.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
02/06/2017 at 17:46 |
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In NJ, gladly, because it’s all they do . In Philadelphia, I’m too busy getting nearly sideswiped by jerks who don’t even have the dignity to signal before they gingerly drift into my lane while I’m next to them.
interstate366, now In The Industry
> Honeybunchesofgoats
02/06/2017 at 17:47 |
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See Maseratis all the time. Never seen an NSX in my life and they’ve existed since I was 4.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> interstate366, now In The Industry
02/06/2017 at 17:52 |
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I’m in the same boat with Maseratis. They barely register any more beyond “oh, it’s that expensive car that I don’t care about driven by the worst drivers in the world.”
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Honeybunchesofgoats
02/06/2017 at 17:52 |
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I get anger attacks driving in NYC. Archie Bunker is a saint compared to the words I use while driving in NYC.
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interstate366, now In The Industry
> Honeybunchesofgoats
02/06/2017 at 18:00 |
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I saw one on my way home today. And I intentionally went out of my way to a back road. I can’t tell the difference between a Quattroporte and a Ghibli, but it wasn’t a GT.
S65
> interstate366, now In The Industry
02/06/2017 at 18:02 |
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I’ve only seen one
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
02/06/2017 at 18:07 |
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I didn’t realize how pro-choice I was until I started paying attention to how often I exclaim “your mother should have aborted you” while driving.
Last week I was driving outside Philadelphia when traffic slowed to a crawl, because police and ambulances were are the other side of the barrier. The guy in front of me, in the left lane, slowed down to such a slow crawl that a thirty car gap opened between him and the next car, just so he could get a good long look.
I decided against laying on the horn with so many police around, so I let loose a string of profanity, culminating in “It doesn’t fucking concern you! The cop isn’t standing on the side of the road with a big sign asking for the motorist with the smallest penis to stop. They don’t need you! Your day will never come!”
I was very pleased with that, and although he couldn’t have heard me, I like to think that I psychically harmed him.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> interstate366, now In The Industry
02/06/2017 at 18:08 |
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Neither can I! High five!
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> interstate366, now In The Industry
02/06/2017 at 18:15 |
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There’s a good Italian restaurant near my house and the owner has a 1995 NSX. Drives it to work every day.
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Honeybunchesofgoats
02/06/2017 at 18:16 |
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Usually when people can’t merge or don’t how to merge I usually lay the high beams on. And say the following “How hard is it to god damn merge this isn’t differential equations you fuck” “Who the hell gave you your license you dense #$@%”.
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> interstate366, now In The Industry
02/06/2017 at 18:18 |
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*Maserati Giblets
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
02/06/2017 at 18:32 |
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I just refuse to move for them, helps that have this on the front of my truck.
I even tell them, “come on fucker, I’m not the one who’s going to bend something”.
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interstate366, now In The Industry
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
02/06/2017 at 18:35 |
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Noms
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
02/06/2017 at 18:37 |
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I curse at tractor trailers since I’m small and its apparently hard to see a yellow jeep. But yeah I have metal bumpers, most of the other cars don’t. If you ever in the rare chance see a yellow YJ on Rt. 21 honk and wave at me.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
02/06/2017 at 18:45 |
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Can’t do bugger all about tractor trailers unless you’re one of them lol.